bacon. Why canât we get it thicker?â
âBecause thin bacon is an excellent economy. It is the one economy I have. Itâs not the smell of bacon, I can assure you.â
âOh, of course,â said Peter. âI forgot. Itâs aniseed.â
âAniseed?â
âAniseed?â
âFrom the buns. Weâre filling buns with aniseed. Then you throw them at the patrol dogs and they go after the buns, and not you.â
âPatrol dogs?â
âI could do with some more sausages.â
âPatrol dogs?â Alanâs normally pale face was pink. As his color heightened, the resemblance between him and his son became even more apparent.
âDown at Frampton. Thereâs a biological warfare place down there. Weâre going down for a sit-in.â
âWe?â
âStephanie and me.â
âStephanie?â
âYou know Stephanie.â Another mouthful, and another bacon rasher disappeared. His parents watched.
âThe one with the hair?â
âItâs easier to look after like that. Cropped.â
âShe could shave it right off and polish the skin,â said Esther. âThen she could seal it, to preserve the shine.â
âThat was not worthy of you, Mother.â
âIâm sorry,â she said, humbly, âI am not at my best when hungry, and your father keeps getting at meââAlan took out his cigarettes and failed to offer her oneââbut sheâs a very nice girl, I know, and extremely bright. I like her. I understand she is very popular.â
âIt is true,â said Peter nobly, âthat she does sometimes get mistaken for a boy, by the older generation. Never our own, however, and that is the most important thing. I do realize it is hard for people of your age to adjust yourselves to current values, and I appreciate the effort you both make. I mean really.â
âTell me more about the patrol dogs,â said Alan.
âJust a sit-down. I donât like people who organize diseases for the benefit of humanity. I mean, do you? The least I feel I can do is register my protest. So I shall sit down on the ground in a field along with a couple of hundred others, until shifted by some force other than my own.â
âOh youth, youth!â said Alan, not altogether displeased. âWhat good do you think it will do?â
âI donât know. None, probably. I donât much care. It will make me feel better.â Peter rose and cut himself a thick slice of bread. He spread it with butter, and covered it with apricot jam in which the apricots lay sugary and whole. âWell, I mean,â he went on, as his teeth slipped through the soft slice, âyou two went on marches once, didnât you? And left-wing meetings? You waved banners along with the rest. You helped to save the world. The worldâs the same as it always was, but what happened to you when you stopped trying to alter it?â
âAll that was a long time ago,â said Alan. âThank God.â
âWe grew up,â said Esther. âWe gained a sense of reality.â
âYou grew fat and cozy and comfortable, you mean,â said Peter. âYou changed sides, thatâs what happened to you!â
Esther jumped to her feet; she all but shouted, âI am not fat and cozy and comfortable. Neither is Alan.â
âOh, Mum!â he said reproachfully, from his great rosy height. âOh, Dad! Look at yourselves.â
Esther sat down again. Her heavy breasts drooped over the table. His paunch swelled beneath its top.
âIâm sorry I tried to cook that omelette in butter,â she said presently. âIt was stupid of me.â
âOh, forget it,â said her husband, who had no intention of doing so. âCigarette?â
6
P HYLLIS, LISTENING TO ESTHERâS account of the first day of the diet, was beginning to feel hungry herself. She drank a cup of coffee and
S. Ravynheart, S.A. Archer
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