until we figured out why he looked familiar anyway. Over in the right wing Marilee buries her face in her hands, which I totally get because I feel the same way every graduation when my dad blesses the senior class.
âI graduated from here eight years ago,â he says. âBack then the rough kids smoked pot and the National Honor Society kids drank. Now the NHS kids are smoking pot and the rough kids are on heroin.â
There are a couple of giggles. Sara leans over to whisper in my ear, âAnd the preacherâs kid drinks,â to which I say âDamn straightâ and give her a fist bump.
âHereâs the thing, guys,â Nolan goes on. âIâmsupposed to come in here and talk to you about drugs, but Iâm guessing most of you already know plenty.â
Itâs really quiet in the auditorium. Nolan doesnât have notes; the big screen is pulled down and thereâs a laptop on the podium, but heâs not showing us pictures of meth teeth or heroin sores like we expected. Heâs just talking to us. And weâre listening.
âI know a lot of you drink,â he says, and Marileeâs head goes a little farther down into her hands. My cheeks are burning for her because this is way worse than Dad saying a prayer over a bunch of teenagers. âI know because I did it and I know because I find all the Natty Light cans out on 27.â
There are more than a few concerned glances shared at that point. Drinking out on County Road 27 was definitely something we thought flew under the radar.
âSo youâre drinking, no big deal,â Nolan says. âExcept maybe it is, not because youâre under twenty-one and itâs illegal, but because of what happens next.â
I expect the slides to start up then. Pictures of ruined kidneys or maybe a car crash where someone went through a windshield. But the screen stays blank and Nolanâs eyes land on the front row instead.
âWhat happens next is youâre more likely to be a victim of sexual assault,â he says, and I feel Alex tense beside me. âGirls, one in three of you.â He points rightat me, Alex, Sara, Branley, and Lila. âThere are five right here, so letâs be generous and say itâs just one. Which one of you will it be?â
From the left a boy yells, âPlease say itâs Branley,â followed by a chorus of laughter.
âLet me guess, sheâs the hot one, right?â Nolan says, smiling along with them. âGuess whatâone of you is the one whoâs going to do it.â
That shuts it down, fast.
âItâs a small town,â he goes on. âNinety percent of rapes are acquaintance rapesâthat means you know your attacker, girls. And guys, that means you know the girl you damaged physically, emotionally, and mentally. One in six of you boys is going to be sexually assaulted too, by the way.â
And that really kills the room.
âBoys are also more likely to OD than girls,â Nolan says, his eyes off us and narrowing in on Jack Fisher and his friends. âYouâre also twice as likely to die in a car crash, a full quarter of which was your own damn fault because you were drinking at the time.â
The principal clears his throat at the use of the word damn , which I think is kind of ridiculous considering itâs the least alarming thing weâve heard since Nolan opened his mouth.
âAnd hereâs the thing,â he says. âWe canât do anythingabout that unless you report it. We canât stop your friends from driving drunk and killing themselves or someone else unless we know theyâre behind that wheel ahead of time. Girls, we canât prosecute that guy who spiked your drink unless you tell us it happened.
âAnd you donât want to, I get it. Itâs a small town. The person behind the wheel is your buddy. The person who touched you is your best friendâs cousin, is your