were me or Simon trying to deal with her.â
âInteresting,â Geraldine had said, and had then changed the subject to the one that dominated most of their conversations; boys â and how to attract them.
That their parents would all have pink fits if they knew just how boy-fixated they were was, Kiki reflected, the only thing their parents had in common. Artemisâs father would, they had all generally agreed, lay violent hands on any boy he caught taking his precious only daughter out on a date. Geraldine had been of the opinion that it was her her father would lay violent hands on if he caught her out with a boy at fifteen and Primmie had said that if she were caught she would never be allowed to sleep away from home again.
She turned away from the window in order to turn off the alarm of her bedside clock before it shrilled into life and then threw one of her pillows on to Primmieâs bed.
âHey, Dormouse,â she said, impatiently. âWake up, itâs seven thirty, itâs Friday and Iâve got plans for the four of us.â
Primmie groaned and humped herself a little further under the bedcovers. Kiki unceremoniously tugged them off her. âWhat say we organize a night of freedom for tomorrow?â
Primmie swung her legs to the floor and pushed a tangle of mousy curls away from her face. âHow? Iâll be in Rotherhithe.â
âYou donât have to be.â
Kiki padded barefoot into the en-suite bathroom. âItâs the sixth form school play tomorrow night.â She turned on a cold tap and squeezed toothpaste on to a toothbrush. âIf you say you want to go to it, itâll be the perfect excuse for your sleeping here an extra night.â
âBut I donât want to go to it.â
Kikiâs response, as she spat and gargled into the sink, was, perhaps fortunately, unintelligible.
âAnd Geraldine and Artemis wonât want to go to it either,â Primmie continued, shedding her pyjamas and stepping into the shower. âItâs A Midsummer Nightâs Dream and I saw them at rehearsal the other week when I had to stay behind for tennis practice.â She turned the shower on, revelling in the pleasure of it. Even after living so long at the Lanesâ, there were still some things she was unable to take for granted. âThey were dreadful,â she said, speaking more loudly so that Kiki would be able to hear her over the sound of the water. âTruly.â
âLord, but youâre dense!â Kiki wiped her mouth on a towel and paused long enough in front of the mirror to see if her breasts were making much of an impression against the thin cotton of her pyjama top. They werenât. âThe school play would just be the excuse for your sleeping over on Saturday night. We wouldnât actually go to the silly, sodding thing. Simonâs at a conference over the weekend. Itâs an ideal weekend for arranging for Geraldine and Artemis to sleep over with us because when heâs away Mummy always takes advantage and has a binge and she wonât have a clue what time we come home. Savvy?â
âY-e-s.â Doubtfully Primmie stepped out of the shower so that Kiki could step into it. âBut itâs a bit deceitful, isnât it? I mean weâre all going to have to lie, arenât we?â
Kiki closed her eyes in exasperation and began soaping herself, wondering why it was she was still so flat chested when even Primmie was wearing a bra and Artemisâs cup size was an awesome 36C.
âNo, weâre not, Primmie,â she said, with as much patience as she could summon. âWe all four tell our parents that itâs the sixth form play on Saturday â and you three then ask if itâs OK for you to sleep at my house. None of us will have said that weâre going to the play. It will just be assumed that we are. So we wonât have fibbed at all. Get