eyes.
âAnd I told your fat ass that I was in a jam on I-20. My batteries ran out and there ainât no phone on the fucking interstate woman,â Rainbow lied with a snarl between sips of Heineken beer.
âSo whaddafuck you want me to do? The dude was in a hurry shit. Aw fuck you Rainbow I ainât gonna bend over backwards to try to please your yellow ass,â she spat back immediately.
He pinched his nose and sniffled with a heartwarming smile. âYou used to?â
She bucked her eyes and laughed. âYeah, nigga, that was when I was young, dumb and full of come. I mean, cum, aw fuck you, man.â
He stuck his neck over the bar. âShiiit, looks like ya still toting enough to hold a whole lot of yo favorite treat.â He licked his lips seductively before adding. âUh, Rainbow pimp juice, uh-huh.â
She wrinkled her nose and playfully mushed his face. âYou wish.â She turned away to pick up a tray of glasses.
He reached over the bar and slapped her big ass. It vibrated like a bowl of Jell-O. âUh-huh, wish I could rock dat ass til you go to speaking in tongues like you used, too.â
She blushed and stuck out her tongue. âSho nuff, lover boy, as if that giant dick of yours could stay out of all this even if you wanted to.â She was smiling seductively as she looked back at her massive butt and made it jiggle.
âFer sho, jam ainât never shook like dat there.â He winked.
The conversation came to an abrupt halt when her attention was drawn to the entrance. The guysâ heads snapped in the direction she was staring.
A low moan hummed through the crowded room as all eyes followed the entourage of cops dressed in black riot gear stepping stiff faced towards the bar. Flanked by the half dozen menacing giants was the oriental black widow herself, the dreaded Lt. Woo, terror of the wards Red Dog drug squad. Even the hardest players in the joint turned away from the crazy bitchâs cold-hearted gaze, giving her all the respect she expected. The conniving little monster deserved every bit of it too with the way she stretched the rules as dirty and hard as she could.
With her eyes narrowed to nasty little slits she walked straight up to Rainbow and hissed, âWhatâs up, fellas?â in a low birdlike voice.
âBâ responded to the unwanted intrusion. âAinât nothing kicking, Woo, just us plain dudes and chicks enjoying a little drink.â
She placed her talonlike fingers on his neck and squeezed. He hunched his shoulders grimacing in discomfort.
âHold up there, Miss Kung Fu shortie. You canât just come in here harassing my peeps.â Bertha snarled, obviously the only in the club willing to stand up to the little bitch.
Woo snorted, pinned her with angry eyes and snarled right back at her. âWhatcha say there, big momma?â
Bertha continued staring defiantly and spread her thick forearms on the bar gritting. âI said donât be bringing your slanty-eyed, wannabe gangster ass in here scaring my peeps; thatâs what the fuck I said.â
Woo leaned on the counter and spit angrily. âAnd if I donât, then what?â
Berthaâs nosed flared fire as she growled. âIâll call downtown and find out why the fuck not, bitch.â
Woo smiled impishly and looked over her shoulder at her crew. âMmh, Bigga mama here must can stand a shakedown.â She turned her mouth down and snarled. âI heard that yâall got some underage girls dancing up in here, Miss Smartass. Whatcha gotta say about that?â
Bertha straightened up, folded her arms. âUnderage my ass, either you produce some warrants right fucking now, or take these dumb-ass storm troopers of yours and make some tracks up out of here.â
Woo casually lifted a Kool cigarette out of a crumbled pack in her arm pocket, took her own good time lighting it up and blew a stream of smoke into
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