concluded the discussion.
Considerable cheering rose from the excited listeners, who never seemed to be standing still, a condition duplicated by their mouths.
Jon-Tom wondered at the humanoid metabolism that could generate such nonstop energy.
âI am afraid our single champion has been vanquished,â said Caz.
âI donât want to die,â muttered Flor. âNot here, not in this place.â She started reciting Hail Marys in Spanish.
âI donât want to die either,â Jon-Tom yelled at her in frustration.
âThis isnât happening,â she was saying dully. âItâs all a dream.â
âSorry, Flor,â he told her unsympathetically. âIâve already been that route. Itâs no dream. You were enjoying yourself until now, remember?â
âIt was all so wonderful,â she whispered. She wasnât crying, but restraining herself required considerable effort. âOur friends, the quest weâre on, when we rescued you that night in Polastrindu⦠itâs been just as Iâd always imagined this sort of thing would be. Being murdered by ignorant aborigines doesnât fit the rest. Can they actually kill us?â
âI think they can.â Jon-Tom was too tired and afraid even to be sarcastic. âAnd I think weâll actually die, and actually be buried, and actually be food for worms. If we donât get out from here.â He looked across at Clothahump, but the wizard could only close his eyes apologetically.
If we could just lower the gag in Clothahumpâs mouth when theyâre busy elsewhere, he thought anxiously. Some kind of spell, even one that would just distract them, would be enough.
But while the Mimpa were uncivilized they were clearly not fools, nor quite so ignorant as Caz believed. That night they confidently ignored all their captives except the carefully watched Clothahump.
At or near midnight they were all made the centerpiece of a robust celebration. Grass was cut down with tiny axes to form a cleared circle, and the captives were deposited near the center, amid a ground cover of foul-smelling granular brown stuff.
Flor wrinkled her nose, tried breathing through her mouth instead. âMierda . . . what have they covered the ground here with?â
âI believe it is dried, powdered lizard dung,â said Caz worriedly. âI fear it will ruin my stockings.â
âPart of the ceremony?â Jon-Tom had grown accustomed to strange smells.
âI think it may be more than that, my friend. It appears to retard the growth of the Sward grasses. An efficient if malodorous method of control.â
Small fires were lit in a circle, uncomfortably near the bound prisoners. Jon-Tom would have enjoyed the resultant celebration for its barbaric splendor and enthusiasm, were it not for the fact that he was one of the proverbial pigs at the center of the banquet table.
âYou said theyâd sacrifice us to the gods of the Sward.â As he spoke to Caz he fought to retain both confidence and sanity. âWhat gods do they have in mind?â His thoughts were of the lithe, long-limbed predators theyâd seen sliding ribbonlike through the grass their first week out of Polastrindu.
âI have no idea as yet, my friend.â He sniffed disdainfully. âWhatever, Iâm sure it will be a depressing way for a gentleman to die.â
âIs there another way?â Even Mudgeâs usually irrepressible good humor was gone.
âI had hoped,â replied the rabbit, âto die in bed.â Mudge let out a high whistle, some of his good spirits returning. âOâ course, mate. Now why didnât I think oâ that right off? This âole miserable situationâs got me normal thinkinâ paths crossed whixwize. And not alone, Iâd wager.â
âNot alone your whixwized thoughts, or dying in bed?â asked Caz with a smile.
âSort oâ a joint