The House Guests by John D. MacDonald Read Free Book Online Page A

“my” cat, and Geoff became Johnny’s. Perhaps Roger and I shared some kindred abrasive quality in our personalities. I seemed to intrigue him, particularly when I tormented him in minor ways. Some of these torments became ritual games between us. I will tell of these later on.
    Dorothy fixed up an office for me in a very small room off the living room. It was about seven by nine, with one window, and had been some sort of clothes closet and storage room. It got me out of the dining room where, after school hours, small-fry traffic was dense. Roger became my office cat, sprawled atop a low file cabinet, sleeping and watching me by the hour. When he felt the need of a little action he would hop over to my desk and start batting things off onto the floor deliberately. But he did not do this often enough for any serious nuisance value. I think it was at that time I began to think of Old Turtlehead as a kind of mascot. We had acquired him during the first full month I tried to write for a living. Things were beginning to move and pay off. Possibly writers are as superstitious as baseball players or circus performers. All three professions are concerned with the interaction of skill and luck, and to both ballplayers and writers, slump is one of the truly horrid words in the language.
    Though Roger did not care to be held, he vastly enjoyed riding around on anyone’s shoulder. I learned the wisdom of making no sudden moves or turns. Twenty-six claws can anchor a cat very solidly.
    Roger’s joy in being toured about the house in this manner led to one interesting discovery. Morning or evening, when you were bent over the bathroom lavatory brushing your teeth, Roger delighted in leaping from the floor to your back, landing high on the back of one shoulder or the other. If your back was bare, he would land with uncanny lightness and delicacy, without a claw protruding. Yet if you wore just one covering of fabric, no matter how light, he would land with all claws seeking purchase. This could be such an unforgettable experience, we all became bareback toothbrushers.
    Johnny toted Geoff about endlessly, a limp, happy,purring bundle of adoration. There was one aspect of this which seems contrary to instinct. If Geoff started to slip he would not grab with his claws to prevent falling. He would just keep on slipping, in total confidence that he would be grabbed and hiked back up where he belonged.
    In their very walks the two cats seemed to express the variations in personality. Roger’s front legs were bowed. He placed one front paw in direct line with the previous step. (Now, in old age, this has become so exaggerated that there is an actual overlap, the right foot being placed further to the left than the left foot will be on the next step. It is a strange, cross-legged gait.) This, plus the greater length of his hind legs and the consequent height of his rear end, gave him a very slinking gait, and he looked constantly from side to side, as though pretending to be a tiger on the prowl.
    Geoffrey trudged. He also inherited the excess-toe gene, and he had five in back but two extra ones on each front foot placed high enough to give sort of a dew-claw effect. Unlike Roger, the extra toes seemed to give Geoffrey’s feet a curious lumpiness which altered his gait. He trudged along on straight legs, making more of a thumping sound than one properly expects from a cat. He did not look to right or left. His forehead markings gave him a visible frown. He seemed always to be headed on some somber errand requiring concentration.
    For a long time I could not imagine why Geoffrey’s walk was so comically unlike the walk of any cat I had ever seen. Then one day I noticed what it was. Roger and every other cat I have ever observed have been trotters—moving both legs on one side alternately, so that when the right front is extended ahead, the right rear is extended out behind, and the feet onthe left side are closest together. Geoff was a