sorry I didnât think of it or I would have been the thirteenth.â
âLucas . . .â
âWhat?â
âIâm not the only one on that list.â
âWell, sure, there are other aspiring homecoming queens.â
âAnd kings.â
âNow, Iâm sorry, but those guys are dorks,â Lucas said. âItâs one thing for a girl. But a guy? Homecoming king? Why not just tattoo dork on your forehead and get it over with?â
âThere are five guys on the list,â Zoey said.
âFive poor dumbââ
âYouâre number three,â Zoey said in a rush.
Lucas stared at her strangely. âNo, Iâm not.â
âYes, you are.â
âHomecoming king. Me.â
Zoey nodded.
âNo.â
âYes.â
âIâm going to kill Aisha. She did this. She was the one talking about what a great idea it would be. Where is she?â He spun around and searched the crowd.
âIt took a dozen votes,â Zoey pointed out.
âTwelve people said to themselves, Gee, I know, Iâll nominate Lucas Cabral. Heâd love it. Oh, yeah, Lucas has always wanted to be crowned King of the Dweebs, Lord of Losers.â
âItâs supposed to be an honor,â Zoey told him.
âNot for me ,â Lucas cried. âIâm not one of them. Iâm one of the outsiders, the rebels, the misfits. God, donât these people understand anything? You know what my old cellmates would say if they found out I was running for homecoming king? This is the kind of thing people like Jake do.â
âHeâs on the list, too,â Zoey said. âAnd why is it okay for me to do it, and thatâs cool, but itâs totally different if itâs you?â
Lucas looked confused. âWhy is it different?â he repeated, playing for time.
âThatâs right, why is it different?â
âUm, because youâre a girl?â he asked tentatively.
âHa!â She pointed an accusing finger at him.
âWrong answer. Um, look, Iâm me and youâre you. You are the type of person who should be homecoming queen. Iâm the kind of person who should be homecoming barbarian.â
The bell rang shrilly, blanking out the murmur of background noise. When it stopped, a collective groan went up from hundreds of mouths.
âI have to get to class,â Zoey said frostily.
âAre you mad at me? You are, arenât you?â
âIâm not mad. Iâm just a little hurt.â
âOh, thatâs worse,â Lucas said.
âIâll try to get over it.â
Lucas grabbed her hand as she started to walk away and pulled her to him. He tried to kiss her, but she was feeling resentful.
âWhy should I kiss you?â she asked.
He shrugged. âBecause you like it?â
Zoey gave him a dirty look. Then she kissed him lightly on the lips. âIâm still a little hurt,â she said.
âYeah, but I feel better!â he yelled after her.
âGo, Warriors, go, go. Go, Warriors, go!â Zoey shouted.
âGo, Warriors, go, go. Go, Warriors, go!â Aisha said a little less enthusiastically.
âBlah blahblah, blah blah. Blah blahblah, blah,â Nina said.
Claire read a book.
âI knew he was going to do this,â Zoey fumed. She half stood in the bleachers and searched the densely packed rows ofkids. The pep rally was well under way in the big, aging, and somewhat aromatic gym, and Lucas was nowhere to be seen. âHeâs bailed, the coward. Heâs hoping theyâll get him for skipping last period and make him ineligible.â
âI wish Iâd thought of skipping this whole thing,â Nina said glumly. âHere we go again.â
âWeâll hit âem again, weâll hit âem again, weâll hit âem one more time!â Zoey and Aisha cried on cue.
âWeâll castrate them using blunt knives,â Nina cried,