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on the back seats of their cars, and then complain to the police when they found their rear windows smashed into splinters and— Come off it!
    The truth was, of course, that Morse had virtually lost all interest in the case already, his only enduring memory being the admiration he'd felt for the alcoholic capacity of a lady named Mrs Sheila Williams.
    He just managed to hide the tumbler when without even a sociable knock Max put his head round the door and, seeing Morse in the Manager's chair, promptly entered and seated himself.
    'They told me I'd find you here. Not that I needed much direction. Any pathologist worth his meagre remuneration tends to develop a fairly keen sense of smell.'
    ‘Well?'
    'Heart attack. Massive coronary.' (Swain's words.) Morse nodded slowly.
    'God knows why you ask me along here to confirm the obvious. Where's the booze, by the way?' Reluctantly, Morse pointed to the drinks-cabinet. 'You're not paying for it, are you?' 'What do you fancy?’ 'Nothing for me, Morse. I'm on duty.' 'All right.'
    'Is, er, is it drinkable - the Scotch?'
    Morse got to his feet, poured a miniature into a plastic cup, and handed it over. For a few minutes the two old enemies sat sipping in friendly silence.
    'You quite sure, Max . . . ?'
    'Not so bad, is it, this stuff?'
    '. . . about the time of death?'
    'Between four-thirty and five-fifteen.'
    'Really?’ Never before had Morse heard anything remotely approaching such a definitive statement from the lips of the hump-backed police-surgeon. 'How on earth—?'
    'Girl at Reception, Morse. Said the poor old dear had gone up to her room at four-thirty, on her own two tootsies, too. Then your people told me she was found by her ever-loving husband at five-fifteen.' Max took a large swallow of the Glenfiddich. 'We professionals in the Force, Morse, we have to interpret all the available clues, you know.' He drained his cup with deep appreciation.
    'Another?'
    'Certainly not! I'm on duty . . . And anyway I'm just off to a very nice little dinner.'
    A distant temple-bell was tinkling in Morse's mind: 'Not the same nosh-up as whatshisname?' 'The very same, Morse.' 'He's the house-doctor here.' 'Try telling me something I don't know.' 'It's just that he looked at Mrs Stratton, that's all.' 'And you didn't have much faith in him.' 'Not much.'
    'He's considered quite a competent quack, they tell me.' 'To be honest, I thought he was a bit of a . . .' 'Bit of a membrum virile? You're not always wrong, you know . . . Er, small top-up, perhaps, Morse?' 'You know him?'
    'Oh yes. And you're quite wrong, in this case. He's not just a— No, let's put it the other way: he's the biggest one in Oxford.'
    'She still died of a heart attack, though?'
    'Oh yes! So don't go looking for any silly bloody nonsense here. And it's not Swain who's telling you, Morse -it's me.'
    When, some ten minutes later, Max had departed for his BMA dinner, Morse had already performed what in political parlance would be termed a compromising U-turn. And when Lewis came in, with Dr Theodore Kemp immediately in tow, Morse knew that he had erred in his earlier thinking. The coincidence of a theft and a death (in whichever order) might often be shown to be causally connected.
    But not in this case.
    Lewis would have to interview them all, of course; or most of them. But that would be up to Lewis. For himself, Morse wished for nothing more fervently than to get back to his bachelor flat in North Oxford, and to listen once again to the Second Movement of the Bruckner No. 7.
    But he'd better see one or two of them.

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    History, n. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools
    (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary)

    Almost immediately Kemp slotted into Morse's preconceptions of the we-are-an-Oxford-man, although he was aware that he could well be guilty of yet another instant inaccuracy. The bearded, clever-looking, ugly-attractive man