Judicial branch. Thatâs the Supreme Court. You follow me so far, Mr. President?â
âYeah,â I said. âBut you donât have to call me Mr. President.â
âIt shows respect for the office, Moon.â
âAll right, all right,â I groaned. âHow do you know so much about the government anyway?â
âItâs all in the Constitution, Moon. You see, the Founding Fathers of the United States had a revolution against the King of England. So they made sure that our president couldnât get too high and mighty. They worked it out from the start so that the president is no more powerful than Congress. There are strict limits to what you can do.â
âWhat if I want to sign a peace treaty with some other country?â I asked.
âYouâve got to get the approval of Congress first,â Lane explained.
âWhat if I want to appoint a Supreme Court justice?â
âYouâve got to get the approval of Congress.â
âWell, what if I want to declare war on some foreign country?â
âYouâve got to get approval,â Lane said. âOnly Congress has the power to declare war.â
âThatâs not fair,â I complained.
âItâs perfectly fair,â Lane said. âBecause it works both ways, Moon. If Congress wants to pass a law that you donât like, you can veto it. The Congress has to get the presidentâs approval to do stuff, too. See, itâs a system of checks and balances. That way, no one branch can force its will on the others. If one of the three branches is weak, the whole tree falls down. Get it?â
âWait a minute,â I declared. âIf the president canât pass any law he wants, why did you talk me into promising kids Iâd make homework illegal?â
âTo get votes!â Lane shouted. âSo you would win the election!â
âBut it forces me to break my promise,â I complained. âI donât want to be the kind of president who breaks promises.â
âMoon,â Lane said, throwing an arm around my shoulders, âdonât think of that homework promise as a promise. Think of it as ⦠an idea. A bad idea. It would never be passed by Congress, so weâll come up with some other ideas that will.â
âI feel bad about letting the kids of America down,â I said.
âForget about them,â Lane said. âKids canât vote anyway.â
âThen why did you have me make promises to them?!â I was shouting now.
Lane was about to answer when Honeywell came into the Oval Office. He handed me a copy of the Washington Post.
âI thought you might want to see this, sir,â he said politely. Then he said he had to go assist Vice President Syers.
âOh no!â shouted Lane.
The front page headline read:
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SECRET SERVICE MAN
NEARLY DROWNS
AT WHITE HOUSE POOL PARTY
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âHow could they have found out about that?â I wondered out loud. âThere were no reporters there.â
âThe press has a way of finding out everything, â Lane sputtered. âOne of the kids probably leaked the story.â He slammed his fist on the desktop.
âWhatâs the big deal?â I asked. âItâs kind of funny.â
âMoon,â Lane began, lecturing me, âpeople watch every move you make. Youâre in a fishbowl now. Everything you do is important. Everybody is going to judge you, criticize you, tape you, photograph you, read your e-mail. I didnât even want them to know you throw pool parties. It doesnât look presidential.â
âI guess I canât pick my nose in public anymore,â I quipped. Lane ignored the remark.
âWeâd better start working on your image,â he said.
âBut I already won the election,â I protested. âWhy do I have to work on my image? Why canât we just do good things for the country? If I do good
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