Stickynet? With those Daley kids?â I nod. âWhat were you thinking of? What if youâd fallen in and drowned? Did your mother know?â
âShe was in Muswell.â
âWell, thatâs when you need to use your head and think for yourself.â She picks up my bandaged hand. âWhatâs this?â
âMaking toffee.â
She looks into my eyes as if she knows exactly how it happened. âYouâre too young to be making toffee by yourself.â
âIâm almost six.â
Now she looks as if sheâs doing sums in her head. âFive and a bit isnât six. Howâs school?â
âAll right.â
âThank you.â
âAll right, thank you.â
âCome and stay with me next weekend. Give your mother a bit of a rest.â
She stamps down the drive. Uncle Ticker has her door open and the engine running. They forget to wave.
Who is that Wallis woman? What is a divorce? There are prickles inside my nose and my hand throbs. I canât think why I want to cry, because the Phantom is made of rock. I listen at the door with my thousand ears but there are no more yelling voices. I know I should go in but he who sees the Phantomâs face dies a horrible death so I sit on the step and wish Grannie was still here ruling our roost so I wouldnât have to use my head and think for myself.
5
Dad puts his foot on the chair next to mine and ties double knots. His hair is slicked down smooth and he smells of my shampoo. Heâs going to the footy because the Roosters are playing at home. Dunc and Pardie are already there. Mum says she might take me after sheâs made a sponge but I know she wonât; she doesnât like footy.
âTickerâs lost his marbles,â says Dad to his shoe. âHeâs shaved every bloody tree off the ridge on Robe Road. I asked Denver bloody Boland if he knows whatâs going on. You know what he tells me?â Mumâs beating eggs so Dad flicks a look at me as if Iâll do for the asking. âTickerâs building a bloody big ditch. Reckons he can drain the swamp right through the range into the lake.â
âBig ideas,â says Mum, putting down the beater.
Itâs not the right answer. I can tell by the way Dad pulls on his nose and frowns at his fingers. âBig?â His voice gets louder. âTry barmy. Try ten bob short of a shilling. Goes off to New Guinea and builds a few bridges for the war effort, comes back thinking heâs an engineer. How many years ago is that? Ten?â
âSomething like that,â says Mum.
âI worked on the roads in the Top End and dug plenty of dunny holes in the jungle around Darwin and I didnât come back thinking I was the council engineer, did I?â Mum doesnât answer and Dad looks at me. Before I can shake my head, he goes on: âAnyway, I said to Denver: Howâd this get through council? Youâre the bloody chairman, I said, shouldnât people be given a chance to object? He says it was advertised in the Mail . And I say: Yes, in print the size of fly shit. Then I said: What about the orange-bellied parrot? And ya know what he says?â
My eyes go cross-eyed with looking and listening.
â Orange-bellied what ? Thatâs what he says. Iâd get myself elected if I thought itâd do any good but whoâd want to work with that group of mugs. Anyway, I told him the orange-belly breeds in Tassie and comes here to winter. Told him they need saltmarsh and samphire and whatâs going to happen when every swampâs been drained for miles around? You know what he says?â
I uncross my eyes. Mum turns from the stove with her mouth twitching and I wonder what Iâve missed in my listening because nothing seems funny to me. Then she blinks at me, just one blinkâor is it a wink?
â Canât it find another swamp? Thatâs what he says. Can you believe it?â
A sound
Jamie Klaire, J. M. Klaire