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Mystery,
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Hank the Cowdog,
John R. Erickson,
John Erickson,
ranching,
Hank,
Drover,
Pete,
Sally May
to quit.â
âExactly. Itâs a heavy load indeed. Drover, have you ever heard of the ancient Samurai?â
âOh yeah. Itâs a steak house in Amarillo.â
âWhat?â
âI said . . . well, letâs see here. I said, âthey house snakes in Amarillo.ââ
âNo, no. It has nothing to do with snakes.â
âOh good. Iâm scared of snakes.â
âAnd they donât operate out of Amarillo. The Samurai were a society of warriors who lived in some strange faraway land.â
âCalifornia?â
âRight. Something like that. And they lived by a higher code than ordinary people, Drover. They were warriors who protected the innocent, fought for justice, and devoted their lives to righting wrong.â
âI always wanted to be a writer.â
âAnd so it is with the Head of Ranch Security. We are droven, Drivel, by a higher duty.â
âMy nameâs Drover.â
âWe must do, not merely what is safe and comfortable, but what is right.â
âI think Iâve got a novel in me somewhere.â
âWhat?â
âI said . . . well, letâs see here. Oh yeah. I think Iâve got a novel in me somewhere.â
âOpen your mouth.â He did and I looked inside. âNo, thatâs called the Ulterior Punching Bagus, so named because it resembles a little punching bag.â
âIâll be derned. Maybe I ought to try boxing.â
âExactly.â I tried to pick up my train of thought. âWhat were we talking about?â
âMopwater, I think.â
âOh yes. It was once believed that mopwater could restore energy and so forth, but thatâs not what we were talking about, Drover, and Iâm beginÂning to wonder if youâve been listening.â
âOh yeah, I heard it all. Something about a guy named Sam who traded snakes in Amarillo.â
âNo, not Sam. Rufus. And letâs skip to the bottom line because frankly, Drover, Iâm beginning to find this conversation a little confusing.â
âYeah, me too.â
âThe bottom line is that honor and duty demand that I accept Rufusâs challenge and fight a duel to the death.â
âThatâs the dumbest thing I ever heard.â
âWhat?â
âI said, oh boy. Good. Yippee.â
âThanks, Drover, but thereâs more.â
Do I dare reveal the rest? Hang on and let me think about it.
Chapter Nine: Madame Moonshine Is Captured by Cannibals
T hink. Think. Think.
Heavy duty contemplation in progress.
Please hold.
Caution: dogs at work.
All circuits are busy at the moment.
Hot tamales for ninety-eight cents.
Thought session completed.
Okay, there we go. I guess it wouldnât hurt to let you in on the startling revelation I revealed to Drover.
I began pacing back and forth in front of him, as I often do when my mind is racing. âYou see, Drover, I am driven by this devotion to truth and honor.â
âYeah, and that beats walking.â
âExactly. And truth and honor demand that I accept Rufusâs challenge. To do otherwise would be . . . whatâs the word Iâm searching for?â
âSmart?â
âNo.â
âBeet farmer?â
âNo.â
âPineapple?â
I gave him a withering glare. âDrover, if you canât contribute anything to this conversation, just be quiet.â
âWell, you asked.â
âIâm sorry I asked.â
âThatâs okay. I couldnât help it.â
âShut up.â I probed the vapors and smoke upon the volcano of my . . . something. âOkay, here we go. I must accept the challenge and go into combat against Rufus. The problem is that Iâm totally unprepared for such an ordeal and would probably be slaughtered.â
âThatâs a problem, all right.â
âHence, to prepare myself for this fateful mission, I must leave the ranch, go out into
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