Lucasâs lie. I always think itâs good to tell the truth to your parents whenever you can. For one thing, itâs usually easier.
âYou are going to use the mummies, arenât you?â Lucas asked. She was talking about what Mom had said about trying to decide what to feature in her story about the British Museum. They have Egyptian mummies there that Lucas and I really like.
I suppose now is as good a time as any to explain exactly what Mom kept doing in the British Museum. If you read The Scene, youâve probably seen some of my momâs stories about museums. She did the very first one the other time we went to London. It was about the costumes at the Victoria and Albert Museum, and I guess a lot of kids read it. So since then sheâs done two more, one on the big Louvre museum in Paris, and one on a museum in Florence, Italy.
Mom talked the people at The Scene into letting her do four museum stories a year. Sheâs always telling me sheâs so tired of articles on supermodels that she could just throw up, and if the magazine doesnât try to do something for the 999 girls out of a thousand who could never be models, she doesnât think theyâre being very responsible. So she tries to get them to run articles that help get girls interested in things besides just their looks and boys.
Anyway, it was time for The Scene to run another museum story. This one was going to be about the British Museum. So thatâs mostly what she had to do in London this time, besides another âLondon Looks.â All the time weâd been in London, sheâd been trying to find a theme for her article and decide what to have the photographer take pictures of.
Lucasâs question about the mummies had been just the right thing to get Mom started.
âYeah, Iâm definitely going to include them. I figure if youâre that interested in them, other kids will be, too. In fact, maybeââ She broke off. âOh, duh. Good grief. Why didnât I think of it before? How about, âThe British Museum: A Teenagerâs Guideâ?â
âSounds like a good theme to me,â I said, though I actually thought it seemed pretty basic.
âOf course! Thatâs it!â Mom said. âIâll take you two around to the galleries tomorrow and weâll take pictures of whatever youâre the most interested in.â
I saw Lucasâs face fall, and even I felt disappointed. So much for our plans to come back and keep an eye on Gallery Guy.
Mom was too excited with her idea to notice. âIâve been racking my brain for almost a week. Youâd think Iâd have thought of something so obvious at least four days ago. Terrific! I suddenly feel all energized.â
I looked at Lucas. It was obvious she didnât feel all energized, and neither did I.
11
Blessings Upon Thee, O Camellia
We were going to eat at Robertâs restaurant that night. The restaurant isnât as far away from central London as Robertâs house, but it still takes a long time to get there on a double-decker bus. When we got on, Lucas and I went to find a place to sit upstairs. We never got tired of sitting upstairs on double-decker buses and noticing how weird it felt to drive on the left side of the road.
âWeâve got to figure out something so we can get back to the National Gallery tomorrow,â Lucas said the minute we were away from Mom.
âWell, the only thing I can think of that would keep us out of the British Museum completely would be a bomb scare,â I said, âand I think that might be going a little bit far.â
âYeah, probably a bit,â Lucas said with a sigh, as if she was sad to give up the idea. âBut letâs at least make out a list tonight of our favorite things in the British Museum. Weâll show them to your mom as fast as we can tomorrow morning, and maybe by the time weâve had lunch, weâll be