His stomach was fooled for a while and he didn’t have to go through the indignity of actually eating anything. There were some who might argue that Joey Hutchins’ life had hit a point of no return. He drank to keep out what was already inside his head but the more he drank the easier it was to sleep and the more he slept the easier life got. His father had been a US airman and his mother a dancer from China, not an unusual combination of nationalities in modern day Hong Kong but it had left him feeling out of place and alien. He was, it seemed, an alien in a land of aliens. He had wanted, of course, to follow in the old man’s footsteps, dear old dad, the brave US pilot, but since the ever increasing paranoia of Americans in the 1980s, neither country wanted to claim him for their own and he ended up working a small Cessna out of Hong Kong delivering packages to the more remote of the islands.
That was until his brush with the local law. It had been a tough time. The increased amount of traffic had slowed the flight paths down to the outer islands and besides he had no idea what was in any of the packages he couriered. He just picked them up and delivered them but, as he also knew, everyone hates the mailman. He should have known, though, he should have seen it coming, he had been in enough bars, enough gambling dens, enough dives to smell the smallest, sweetest smelling rat in the world. Money was tight, though, so he had taken the job.
There were three of them, in big expensive suits, with bulges in their pockets. Each of them wore enough gold to fund a small revolutionary army and had tattoos, in Chinese and English, on their hands, indicating which Chinese gang they were affiliated with. Up until then Joe had made a point of never accepting a job from anyone who smelt of cordite or who had tattoos on a part of their anatomy that couldn’t be covered up by a shirt but, as you already know, money was short.
It was the smallest of the three men who spoke: ‘How much do you want for taking this over?’
Joe replied, ‘The usual rate – five hundred dollars.’
The man slammed a handful of bills on the table. ‘There’s a thousand, do you want to take it on?’
Joe gulped. OK, he thought, let me weigh up the situation. I have never seen any of these guys before, all of them look as though they have one muscle too many, they are obviously packing guns, they are wearing suits that Trump would die for and they lay double the amount of money on the table. He looked at them again. He felt a trickle of sweat running down his neck. These were the moments his mother had warned him about before she killed herself. These were the type of men she had said his father was – a louse, losers, criminal. But then again so was he. These were the type of men who paid you in dollars and gave you your change in teeth – your own.
‘Hell, yes,’ Joe said with a smile. ‘Why not?’
So, he knew it now. He knew now it had been a ridiculous thing to want to do. Now he had the knowledge, now he had learned because if there was one thing you could say about Joey Hutchins, he learned from his mistakes. Mistakes were like women – it was never a good idea to visit the same one twice. Now it was easy to see he should have said thanks but no thanks and taken a beating. That would have been it, that would have been the end of it and he would still have had his plane. He would never have taken their money; he would never have delivered their parcel. He would never have flown over to some shit-kicking island and he would never have found the Hong Kong police waiting for him as he landed.
They searched his plane, found what they were looking for and impounded the Cessna ‘for further investigation’. It was only because he had known the arresting officer through a certain acquaintance of his mother’s (who it must be said knew a great many of the arresting officers of the Hong Kong police