The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death by Charlie Huston Read Free Book Online Page B

pick up the shit.
    He took a right on Highland.
    —There's money to be made, people will fight. And seeing as this is a nasty area of commerce to be involved in, it sometimes attracts a pile of assholes.
    —Like your nephew.
    He took advantage of another halt in the traffic to stare at me.
    —Web, you know the one about the pot and the kettle and what one called the other and what that story is supposed to mean?
    —It's not a story, it's more of a saying. And yeah, I know that one. And what it means. Need an explanation?
    —No. My point is, shut the fuck up.
    In front of my building he counted twenties from his wallet.
    —Eighty bucks sound right?
    I looked at the driveway, Chev's ’58 Apache parked in front of my parts receptacle/car in our stacked parking slots under the building's overhanging upper story.
    —Sure, sounds fine.
    He held out the money and I took it and put it in my pocket.
    He folded his wallet.
    —Not gonna count it?
    I pulled open the door.
    —No.
    —What if I'm ripping you off?
    —You're not.
    —How do you know?
    I stepped out of the van.
    —Well, if you are, it's only money, man. How upset am I supposed to get?
    He stuffed the wallet deep in one of his front pockets.
    —I
spent the day hauling crap, I'd be pretty pissed if someone tried to rip me off.
    I closed the door and leaned my forearms in the open window.
    —Yeah, but you're a money-grubbing pig.
    —You want to do some more work for the money-grubbing pig sometime?
    Tomorrow maybe?
    I looked at the rack of silver mailboxes riveted to the beige stucco wall at the base of the stairs.
    —Well, not really. But I got to buy Chev a new phone.
    He put the van in gear.
    —One of us will pick you up at seven.
    He started to pull out. I walked alongside as he backed into the street.
    —Yeah, but I was kind of thinking I might get a check today. And if I do. You know.
    He stopped the car.
    —Web, your mom sent you some money and you don't feel like working, that's fine. She didn't, and you want to work, call me in the next couple hours. I haven't found anyone else by then, you can work. Good night.
    And he drove away.
    I watched the van to the corner. Pulled the money from my pocket and counted it. Eighty bucks even, folded around a Clean Team business card. I let down the tailgate of the Apache and sat on it and dangled my legs, riffling the edge of the card along my knuckles, thinking about things.
    A truck drove slow down the middle of the narrow street, a windowless Dodge Ram van, freshly sanded and primered across the hood and down one side. It paused while some kids rode by on their bikes in the opposite direction, and then eased down the street while I watched the kids pedal to the corner and whip into the alley. I could hear the homeless couple screaming at each other down there, calling each other names.
    —Whore.
    —Asshole.
    —Bitch.
    —Fuckface.
    —Cocktease.
    —Cocksucker.
    —Cunt.
    —Shithead.
    The glorious spoken-word street poetry of Hollywood.
    I listened to them and looked at the Clean Team card and tried to remember the first time I met Po Sin. I could remember the first time I'd
seen
him. Dropping off his youngest, Xing, walking across the chain-link-enclosed playground, the kids stopping in their tracks to watch a leviathan amongst them, holding the hand of his round-faced daughter, her Sponge Bob backpack dangling from his free hand. He'd made an impression.
    But the first time I'd met him? School play maybe. Po Sin leaning against the back of the auditorium because the little folding chairs were too small. Me standing back there keeping an eye on the rowdy kids who like to sit as far from the front of a room as possible.
    I'd been one of those kids at the back. Spitballs. Whispering. Elbow digs. Giggles. Passed notes about boogers. But mostly sneaking a book out of my back pocket to hide in my lap and read, tuning out whatever was happening up on the stage at the front of the hall.
    Pretty much the same shit