stuff like Mommy said?â
âNot even. Now, go upstairs and do like I told you.â
Tiffany hurries past me and out of the kitchen.
We take our time, neither of us in a rush to find out what Great-Aunt Grace has planned for us. I find our toothbrushes in one of the suitcases and head down the hall to the bathroom, Tiffany trailing behind me. The upstairs bathroom is small and tiled in the same dull shade of blue as the carpeting. Must be Great-Aunt Graceâs favorite color. Thereâs a small window in here, overlooking her backyard.
âMommy said Great-Aunt Grace might take us on adventures,â Tiffany says, Crest foaming up at the corners of her mouth.
I spit a wad of toothpaste in the sink. âDoes Gag seem like the type of person to go on adventures? Sheâs three hundred years old.â
âMr. Putter is old, but he does fun stuff with his cat, Tabby, all the time,â Tiffany replies. âGreat-Aunt Grace has a cat, and Mommy told you not to call her Gag, Treasure.â
âMy name is Jeanie and Iâll call
Gag
whatever I want.â
âYouâre gonna be in big trouble if she hears you.â
We hear Great-Aunt Graceâs feet on the stairs. Tiffany and I go tearing out of the bathroom, down the hallway, and back to our room. We pull clothes from our suitcases, like we were up here getting dressed all along and not lollygagging in the bathroom.
Great-Aunt Grace appears in the doorway. âMovinâ like molasses, I see. Well, that ainât gonna get you out of workinâ, so you best come on.â
â
Working?
Where?â Tiffany asks.
âIn my store, girl.â
Suddenly I remember Mom saying that Great-Aunt Grace owns her own store. What does she sell? Cigarettes and burnt-up bacon?
âIâll tell yâall like I told your mama,â Great-Aunt Grace goes on. âYou two ainât gonna lay around doinâ nothinâ for the next two weeks after I done paid back rent and gave your mama money to chase behind your fool daddy. No, maâam. Not on my watch.â
âBut weâre already going to be doing chores,â I say. Great-Aunt Grace is unmoved. âWeâre underage, you know. You could be violating child labor laws.â
âAnd youâre violatinâ Rule Number Five: Tuck in your lips and do what I say.â
Great-Aunt Grace fixes me with her death stare and goes to stand over Tiffany, who starts moving in fast-forward. Sheâs dressed in no time. I hurry up and finish too. I donât want Great-Aunt Grace hovering over me like some geriatric vulture. Tiffany grabs Mr. Teddy Daniels; I grab my inhaler and some of the emergency money Mom gave me and shove them in the pockets of my shorts.
As she turns to leave the room, Great-Aunt Grace stumbles over Tiffanyâs three-gallon water bottle of change. She doesnât fall, but a small smile tugs at the corners of my mouth just the same.
âWhatâs this?â
Tiffany answers in a small voice. âMy Disney Fund. Iâm going to Disney World one day.â
âWith nickels and dimes, girl?â
âThereâre eight dollar bills in there too!â
Great-Aunt Grace rolls her eyes and starts down the hallway. We follow her downstairs, where she stops in the kitchen to grab her things. Great-Aunt Grace doesnât carry a purse. She puts her keys and wallet in her pants pockets, picks up a small red cooler from the kitchen counter, and ushers us out the door in front of her.
Itâs even hotter now than it was before. Great-Aunt Grace starts up the walkway. I donât move. I look over at the patch of grass where the driveway should be. Empty save for a big bald space in the middle.
âDonât you have a car? Arenât you going to drive us?â
She looks at me like Iâve asked her if she wants to bend over and let Tiffany and me climb on her back.
âI donât drive. Besides, that wonât