said, standing and watching Brian smash himself into the wall.
I grabbed Tommy and ran from the room, slamming the door behind me in my panic. I took him downstairs. Over our heads, there were a couple more crashes, then silence.
âStay here,â I said to Tommy. I really didnât want to go back, but I had to see if I could help Brian. He was a total jerk, but he was my friend. I went up the stairs, feeling like I was walking on explosives, ready to turn and flee at the slightest sound. I half expected a wave of smunkies to come rushing down the steps, leaping at me and dragging me to the floor.
I made it upstairs.
Tommyâs bedroom door was still closed. There was no sound, at first. When I got closer, I heard whimpering and groaning.
âBrian?â I called. I knocked on the door. It was such a stupid thing to do that I almost laughed at myself. I opened the door.
Brian was lying on the rug. He looked pretty chewed up, like someone whoâd decided to use sandpaper for a washcloth. But he was alive. âYou okay?â I asked.
âIâve been better,â he said. He slowly rose to his knees.
âWhere are they?â I asked.
He jerked his hand over toward the wall. There was a jagged hole right above the baseboard. I knelt down and peeked inside, expecting to get a smunkie in my face. The hole went through to the bathroom. There was a wet, pink trailâmaybe bits of smunkie slime, maybe bits of Brian. But I could see where it led.
I went out through the hall to the bathroom to make sure. The trail led into the tub. Then the trail led to the drain. They were down there, somewhere. I could imagine them, all those smunkies, resting after a nice lunch of Brian bites, doing smunkie things, maybe talking smunkie talk and planning smunkie plans.
âSmunkies gone?â
I turned toward the door. It was Tommy. He looked so sad.
âTheyâll be back,â I said.
That cheered him up. But it didnât do much good for me. Not when I thought about all those smunkies out there in the pipes all around the house.
âBack in the jar?â Tommy asked.
I looked at the tub and the sink and the toilet. I looked at the walls. âNo,â I told Tommy. âIâm afraid not. I think itâs our turn in the jar.â
PRETTY POLLY
â T his is so cool,â Karen said. She couldnât believe what her father had done. âIt sure is,â her dad said. His silly grin showed that he didnât really believe his own actions, either.
âWhereâd you find it?â she asked.
âThat old pet shop in town. I couldnât get over the price. These things usually cost a couple hundred dollars. The owner let me have everything for fifty dollars. Imagine thatâjust fifty bucks.â
Karenâs mother walked into the room. She didnât say anything for a minute or two. Finally, she asked, âWhat about Whiskers?â
âThe cat will get used to it,â Karenâs dad said. âAnd Karen and I will take care of it. You wonât have to do a thing. Right, Karen?â
âRight.â Karen looked at the spectacular bird
her father had brought home. She was pretty sure it was an African gray parrot. âDoes it talk?â
âThe man said it did,â her father told her.
The parrot looked at Karen, cocking his head to the side and staring at her with one eye. Then, as if to answer her, he said, âIâm a good boy. Iâm a good boy.â
Karen laughed and clapped her hands. She thought it was truly cool to have a talking bird in the house. A soft and furry creature brushed against her leg. She looked down at Whiskers. âDonât worry, kitty-kit, I still love you.â
âMrrreww,â Whiskers answered.
Karen picked up the cat and said, âLook, this is your new friend.â For an instant, Whiskers stared at the parrot. Then he hissed, leaped from her grip, and ran out of the room. Karen