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me, Miss Morville?’
    ‘To the Small Dining-room, if you please. I wish you to inform me whether you approve of what I have done with the epergne, or whether you would prefer some other arrangement.’
    ‘What you have done with it? Pray, why should you be called upon to do anything with it?’
    ‘Well, I was not precisely called upon, but someone had to decide what was to be done, when all you would say was that it should be stowed away in a dark cupboard!’ she pointed out. ‘Poor Abney was quite bewildered, you know, for he could not suppose that you meant it; and as for Lady St Erth, she says that after what has passed nothing will prevail upon her to raise her voice in the matter.’
    ‘I am delighted to hear it. A dark cupboard seems to be the only place for such a hideous object. Do not tell me that you admire it!’
    ‘No, not at all, but I don’t consider myself a judge, and what I might think ugly other people, perhaps, would consider a very handsome piece.’
    ‘Let me make it plain to you, Miss Morville, that I will not sit down to dinner with that thing in the middle of the table!’
    ‘You could not, for now that the table has been reduced, which, I must say, was a very good notion, there is no room on it for the epergne. But now and again, I daresay, you will wish the table enlarged to accommodate more persons, and the epergne can be set upon it for the occasion. It is certainly very disagreeable to be obliged to crane one’s neck to see round it, when one dines informally, and it may be thought allowable to converse with persons seated on the opposite side of the table; but on more state occasions that would be a sadly ill-bred thing to do, and the epergne need be an annoyance to no one.’
    ‘I hesitate to contradict you, ma’am, but it must always be an annoyance to me,’ said Gervase.
    ‘Not,’ said Miss Morville, ‘if it were turned so that you were not confronted by a snarling tiger. When Abney brought me here this morning, to consider what was to be done, I instantly perceived that you had been obliged, throughout the meal, to look at this creature; and, naturally, I realized that the spectacle of a ferocious beast, in the act of springing upon its prey, could not be thought conducive to conviviality, and might, indeed, be offensive to a person of sensibility. But on the reverse side,’ pursued Miss Morville, preceding the Earl into the Small Dining-room, ‘there are a group of natives gathered beneath a palm tree, two peacocks and an elephant, with trunk upraised. Quite unexceptionable, I think!’ She halted inside the dining-room, and indicated a Buhl table, placed in the window embrasure. ‘You see, I desired Abney to have that table from the Crimson Saloon carried into the room, and have caused the epergne to be set upon it; but if you do not like it, it can be moved.’
    ‘A dark cupboard!’ said the Earl obstinately.
    ‘Recollect that you will be seated with your back turned to it!’ begged Miss Morville.
    ‘I should suppose the tiger to be leaping upon me.’
    ‘Oh, no, indeed you could not, for it is facing the window!’
    ‘Unanswerable! Pray, why are you so anxious to preserve the epergne, ma’am?’
    ‘Well, I think Lady St Erth might be a little mollified, if it were still in the room; and it would be quite improper, you know, to consign all your heirlooms, which you do not like, to dark cupboards,’ said Miss Morville reasonably. ‘I daresay there are several changes you will wish to make at Stanyon, but it is a favourite saying of my brother Jack’s – my military brother – that one should always try to get over heavy ground as light as one can.’
    He smiled. ‘Very true! In what regiment is your military brother?’
    ‘A line regiment: I daresay you would not know,’ said Miss Morville. ‘ You , I collect, were in the 7th Hussars – one of the crack cavalry regiments!’
    The Earl, a little shaken, admitted it.
    ‘The Lilywhite Seventh,’ said