didnât care forâerâcountry living, as you will know, and they spent most of the year in London. I called upon him in Wansdyke House when he was considering awarding me this living. He was nearing seventy then, but a fine-looking gentleman still, andâ Oh, here is your dog, sir.â
Vespa glanced behind him. The persistent stray sat some ten feet away, watching him. He groaned. âHeâs not mine, but he seems to have decided Iâll do for an owner. Iâm ignoring him, hoping to convince him of his error.â
âOh? I thought I heard you tell the host to give him someââ
Vespa interrupted hurriedly, âHeâs a confounded pest! I thought if the ostler fed him, the little brute might decide heâd enjoy life at the inn.â
âI see.â Mr. Castleâs lips twitched. âWhy donât you just chase him away?â
âHeâs too stupid to know thatâs what Iâve been doing.â
Two small boys rushed past, then stopped and gazed at Vespa solemnly.
âCome here and pay your respects, lads,â called the priest.
Instead, they clung to each other, giggling hilariously, then galloped off.
âDreadful behaviour,â lamented Mr. Castle. âAnd so angelic when they sing in the choir on Sundays! I apologize for them, sir.â
They walked on towards the glittering expanse of the village pond. Amused, Vespa exclaimed, âAha! So you have some vestige of the notorious in your quiet corner, after all!â
They had arrived at the low bridge over the river; a graceful structure, its stone walls extending a little distance on each side of the approach path. Situated at the foot of the bridge were the village stocks, presently occupied by a cadaverous individual whose greying dark brown hair escaped untidily from under a tattered hat. A pair of long gaitered legs stuck out before him, and his back was propped against the bridge wall. He raised a glum countenance and enquired, âIs you come to give me some Christian charity, Mr. Castle? Only right you should, your calling being what it is, and me locked up fer doing nothing moreân defending of me good name.â
The priest said sternly, âBy throwing Billy Watson out of the tap and breaking his nose?â
âNose first, sir. Throwed out, after. And donât be telling of me to repent, âcause I donât. Called me a liar, he done. I got me rights.â He turned a pair of embittered dark eyes on Vespa. âAinât that so, sir? Everyone got rightsâeven a poor working cove like me got rights.â
âRights to doâwhat? Poach, perhaps?â
âCor! If that ainât just like you rich lot! I ainât never done no such thing! And anyone what says Iâm a common poacher is looking fer a bang in the eye.â He glared at Vespa and added in a snarl, âPuffed-up London dandies, special!â
The idea of being designated a London dandy brought a glint of laughter into Vespaâs eyes. Mr. Castle was much shocked, however, and protested, âWhat insolence! Guard your tongue, man! This gentleman may be able to help you.â
âWhy?â jeered the prisoner, unimpressed.
âAn excellent question,â murmured Vespa.
The priest said apologetically, âPerhaps I spoke out of turn, sir. But he is your employee, after all.â
âOh, yus I ainât,â snorted the prisoner.
âBut of course you are,â argued Mr. Castle. âThis is Hezekiah Strickley, Captain Vespa. Your caretaker.â
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âThe devil you say!â exclaimed Vespa. âOh, your pardon, Mr. Castle, but this irresponsible hedgebirdââ
âI ainât done nothing! I ainât done nothing! â screamed the prisoner, cringing back against the wall and throwing both arms over his face. âDonât you let him bash me with that great ugly stick, Mr. Clergyman! Donât you