âForgive me. For a moment I thought you were trying to set me up with your sister.â
Rick burst out laughing.
Monty grinned sheepishly. âI know. It is just that recently, I have begun to feelâ¦â he shivered ââ¦hunted. You have no idea the lengths some females will go to in order to hook a viscount on their line. The most mousy, unkempt of creatures fling them selves in my pathâ¦â
Rick looked very pointedly at Montyâs silk knee breeches, then at the rings that sparkled from almost every finger. âIf you will dress so extravagantly, what can you expect?â
âOhââ his expression soured ââfor people to show their true colours, of course.â
Monty had still been seething from the inter view he had endured with his father, when he had first arrived in town. He had spent months trying to prove that he was well able to take up his position as his fatherâs heir. But nothing he did or said had made any difference. Nor would his father listen to a word of criticism against the steward, who was bleeding the tenants dry to line his own pockets. So far as he could see, it would take only one more bad harvest to have the lot of them rising up in protest at their lot.
âYou have spent too long abroad.â The earl had sneered when he had voiced his concerns. âThis is En gland, not revolutionary France. Your brother knew these people, and he never noticed anything amiss.â
His older brother had been cut from the same cloth as his father, though, that was the trouble. Piers had beenindulged and pampered from the day of his birth. He felt the whole world existed only to provide his pleasures, so saw nothing wrong with letting his tenants endure hardship, so long as the rents that funded his luxurious life style came in on time.
âYou would do better to go up to town to get yourself a wife. It is heirs I need from you, not interference in the management of my estates!â
He had never felt so worth less in his life.
And it might have been perverse of him, but his reception in town had made him feel ten times worse. People knew he had a title and wealth, and that was all they cared about. Dandies aped every ridiculous kick of fashion he instigated. The more jewellery he wore, the more the womenâs eyes lit up. The more obnoxiously he behaved, the more they fawned round him, until it was hard to know who he despised more: them or himself. It was only with an effort that he managed to shake off the feelings of disgust with himselfâand the world in generalâand say to Rick, âWill you dine with me before coming on to Lady Carteretâs rout? A tedious affair, but for several reasons, I am obliged to go. Once I have shown my face, we can go on to Limmerâs.â
âWhy not?â Rick replied, draining his glass and setting it down on the table. âI have no other engagements tonight. And I have heard you keep an excellent cook.â
âIt is one of the few benefits of civilian life,â agreed Monty, âthat I can now have as much to eat as I want, as often as I want.â
âThen let us get started, Monty,â said Rick. âOr am I being presumptuous? Do I need to My Lord you these days?â
Monty shuddered eloquently. âYou cannot believe how glad I am to have somebody in town who knows me as Monty. Whenever anybody calls me by my title, I get the urge to turn round to see if my brother has walked into the room. And I find myself going to greater and greater lengths to demonstrate that I am nothing like the former Viscount Mildenhall.â
âSo that explains why you are playing the dandy these days.â Rick grinned, eyeing his friendâs brocaded waistcoat. âCanât tell you how relieved I am. Was beginning to think I didnât know you any more!â
âSome times, lately,â he admitted, thinking of how very tempted he had been by that chit who