livestock?â
âCanât do it any more damage than your driving. Come on, grab a leg.â
Cameron reluctantly did as he was asked, and between them the brothers heaved Sal off the ground and onto the back seat. When she regained consciousness a few seconds later, she found herself forehead to curly forehead with Links, whoâd been swung in beside her.
âWhatâs happening, man?â he asked weakly.
âI think weâve had an out-of-body experience, dearâ¦â replied Sal, before her voice and mind drifted away again.
âOh,â said Links. âI thought we was just thirsty.â
Then Jaycey was being lowered in between them. âI am sooo not fatâ¦â she continued to murmur. âSooo not fatâ¦â
The car dipped and swayed as Oxo, having staggered to his feet, clambered on board with a helping shoulder from Phoenix, and wedged himself next to Links on the back seat.
âOne to go,â said Phoenix, scooping up Wills.
âWell youâll just have to have him on your lap, bro,â replied Cameron. â Iâm still driving.â And he got in quickly behind the wheel.
Wills didnât mind sitting on a lap, and he was feeling better now that his heart had stopped hammering. His tongue still felt like a lump of wood in his parched mouth but he lifted his head and gazed through the windscreen. The air that ruffled his fleece as the car suddenly shot backward and swung round onto the road again was still hot but quite refreshing. He sat up straight to catch more of it. Behind him, the other warriors were also struggling upright to catch the welcome breeze.
âDo we have any water left?â asked Phoenix.
âOnly juice,â said Cameron.
Phoenix pulled a handful of plastic bottles from the cool box by his feet and held one in front of Wills. It had a sucker top and, after a few false starts, Wills managed to suck up some liquid. Cameron stopped the car and both boys leaned around to offer bottles to the other sheep. They sucked desperately, finally got the hang of it, and drank, relieving their parched tongues and throats.
Jaycey dropped her empty bottle and stared, mesmerized, at Cameronâs sunglasses. How cool were they? Cooler than those silly old ear studs Oxo and Sal were wearing. She fluttered her eyelids and tossed her pretty head.
Cameron grinned, faced the front again and aimed the car West. âAries, Aries, Rams, Ewes, and Lambs!â he sang. âTell you what, Phee, they make the greatest mascots.â
In the back seat, Sal, who didnât understand much humanspeak, stiffened.
âUh, Wills dear,â she asked anxiously, leaning forward, âwhat exactly are mascots?â
Wills couldnât remember. But he didnât think they were cut up and cookable, so he relaxed, letting his ears flap in the wind, and his tongue lick the last of the juice from his no-longer-parched lips.
Cameron thought roads were boring and constantly veered off to take the car jolting away across the stony desert, dodging boulders and cacti with last-second spins of the steering wheel. The warriors, even Sal, loved every minute of the ride, and when Cameron leaned round and stuck his shades on Jayceyâs head, she thought sheâd gone to Sheep Heaven.
âCool wheels, man,â yelled Links.
âExcellent,â called back Wills.
The car sped on with the humans chanting and the sheep bleating and the sun burning in the blue sky above. They saw no other traffic until Cameron turned the car toward the road for the last time.
âWave, guys,â he yelled, turning the music up even louder. âSome dudeâs coming our way.â
***
Holly Boomberg couldnât remember where sheâd last seen hoofprints. Before the billboards, she thought, but sheâd gone way past them before sheâd realized and turned back. Now she was angry with herself and driving fast, peering at the dusty
Lori Wilde, Wendy Etherington, Jillian Burns