central heatingâit occurred to Jem that Caro hadnât been around for a few days now.
âWho knows? Who cares? We broke up.â He shrugged and reached for a dish of chicken sui mai.
âOh, I didnât realize. Iâm sorry.â
âDonât be sorry on my account. She was boring. Spectacular to look at,â Rupert sighed, âbut with about as much charisma as a soap on a rope.â
This was true, but Jem diplomatically didnât say so. In her experience, this was a surefire method of ensuring theyâd be back together within a week, plus theyâd then both hate your guts.
âSo here I am, all alone, with more Chinese food than one person could ever eat. But now youâre here too.â Patting the sofa, Rupert said, âSo thatâs good. Come on, sit down and help yourself. Iâve got a stack of DVDs here. How was work this evening?â
Jem hesitated. Heâd never asked her about work before. She suspected that Rupert was keen to have company and more upset about Caro than he was letting on.
âUm, actually Iâm supposed to be meeting up with Lucy. At Kerry and Danâs party. Why donât you come along too?â
âKerry the bossy hockey player? And carrot-top Dan the incredible hulk? Iâd rather cut off my own feet. You donât really want to go there,â Rupert drawled. âAll those noisy rugby types downing their own vast bodyweight in cheap beer. Itâs cold outside, itâs starting to rain so youâd be drenched by the time you got there, and what would be the point of it all?â
He was lonely; it was obvious. And speaking of cutting off your own feet, hers were certainly killing her. Jem hesitated, picturing the party sheâd be missing. She was starving, and the most anyone could hope for at Kerry and Danâs would be dry French bread and a bucket of garlic dip. Whereas Rupert didnât buy ordinary run-of-the-mill takeaways; he ordered from the smartest Chinese restaurant in Clifton, and all the food on the table looked and smelled like heaven.
âMaybe youâre right.â Giving in to temptation, she sank down onto the sofa next to him.
Rupert grinned. âIâm always right. Want a hand with those?â
Jem tugged off her left boot and heaved a sigh of relief as her toes unscrunched themselves. Having helped her pull off the right one, Rupert held up the boot and sorrowfully shook his head. âYou shouldnât wear these.â
What was he, a chiropodist?
âTheyâre leather,â Jem told him. âTheyâll stretch.â
âThatâs beside the point; theyâll still be horrible.â
âExcuse me!â
âBut they are. How much did they cost?â
âThey were a bargain. Twenty pounds in the sale.â
âExactly.â
âReduced from seventy-five!â
â Exactly . Who in their right mind would want them?â
â I would,â Jem protested, looking at her boots and wondering if he was right.
Smiling at the expression on her face, Rupert chucked them across the carpet. âOK, thatâs enough boot talk. Have some wine. And help yourself to food. Are you warm enough?â
The king prawns in tempura were sublime. Greedily, Jem tried the scallops with chili sauce. The white wine too was a cut above the kind of special-offer plonk she was used to. Closing her eyes and wriggling her toes, she said, âYou know what? Iâd rather be here.â
âOf course you would. Staying in is the new going out.â Wielding chopsticks like a pro, Rupert fed her a mouthful of lemon chicken. âListen to the rain outside. Weâre here with everything we need. Turning up at some ropy old party just for the sake of it is what people do when theyâre too insecure to stay at home. Theyâre just desperate.â
Swallowing the piece of chicken, Jem thought how much chattier Rupert was when it was just