truth of the matter was this: even with all that, even knowing that the olden days were long gone and that I was brave, independent Winnie who could do my own thing, I would still rather Lars make the first move and kiss me . I couldnât help it. I wanted romance and anticipation and a wonderful, beautiful moment to hold in my heart forever. We were talking first kiss here, for heavenâs sake!
My first kiss, anyway.
Eeek! Had Lars kissed other girls before? Eeek eek eek!
Okay, letâs think about the positives. Just say Lars had kissed a girl before. Or two or three or whatever, although the thought of him having kissed three different girls made my stomach flip. But in one way, that would be good, because heâd know what to do. I knew what to do in theory, but the only person Iâd ever touched tongues with was Amanda, back in the second grade. Just our tips touched, just for a micro-second. It felt extremely weird, one wet tongue touching another. Weâd also pricked our fingers and pressed them together, meaning sheâd be my blood sister for always.
And now here she was frequenting hot tub parties and swigging wine coolers. Her first kiss had already happened. Probably lots more âfirstsâ that I wasnât even aware of.
So why donât you call her and ask for some tips? I thought. But I didnât truly consider it. Sometimes the brain just made words come into your head that in no way reflected reality. Amanda wasnât a buddy I could call out of the blue anymore. Weird and sad and true.
If Lars hadnât kissed anyone, that would be better. He would be my first, and I would be his. I didnât want other girls existing in his memory, anyway. Still, I wondered: Who might he have kissed? No seventh graders, surely. I scrolled through the set of eighth grade girls he sometimes hung out with: Taryn, who liked anime; Chloe, who was in French with us and who seemed chummy with him; Miranda, who liked him âthat was obviousâbut who wasnât pretty, so who cared?
Was I a bad person for thinking that?
Girls who werenât pretty were allowed to get kissed, too. Just not by Lars. My Lars.
I sighed. It wasnât even the middle of the day on Saturday, and already the weekend seemed too long. After leaving Memorial Park, Cinnamon had gone to a baseball game with her dad, and Dinah had returned to her house to read a book she was into. Something about vampires. So Iâd gone back home, too. Iâd crawled into bed and tried to go back to sleep, but that hadnât happened. Obviously, being in my own obsessive company wasnât working out that well for me.
So I got up off my butt and found Sandra and Bo lounging on a quilt in the backyard. It was just starting to get warmâyay spring!âand Sandra was wearing cutoffs. Her legs were pale.
I plopped down beside them. âHi, guys,â I said.
âHey, Winnie-O,â Bo said. He scooted over their Boggle game to give me more room. Bo and Sandra were in a Boggle phase, keeping a running tally of who was kicking whose fanny.
âCan I ask a question?â I said.
Sandra stretched. The silver ring Bo had given her gleamed on her index finger, making her look artsy. The stone in its center was a moonstone.
âWhatâs up?â she said.
I was glad she was mellow. Otherwise Iâd have backed off.
âWellâ¦â
âYessss?â Bo said.
âI was hoping we could discuss kissing.â
âOh, good God,â Sandra said. â Winnie .â
I blushed, but the thing about Sandra and Bo (unless Sandra was in one of her moods) was that I could blush around them and still keep going.
âI just donât understand what you do with your tongues,â I said.
âHow many tongues do you have?â Bo asked.
âHa ha,â I said. âOne that belongs to me, one that belongs to someone else.â
âAnd who might this someone else be?â