didnât seem all that thrilled to see me, if you want to know the truth.
âIâm sorry to bother you, Mrs. Taradash,â I said. âI was wondering whether I could get my retainer out of your bathroom.â
âYour what, precious?â she said.
She calls all kids âprecious.â But you can tell she doesnât think they are.
âMy retainer,â I said.
âWhat in the name of heaven is that, precious?â
âA retainer is braces made out of wire and pink plastic, which sometimes falls down disposals or toilets,â I explained. âMine fell into your apartment when your grandson opened the medicine cabinet door.â
Mrs. Taradash looked at me like I was cuckoo.
âI donât have a grandson, precious,â she said.
âYou donât have a grandson? Then who opened the other side of my medicine cabinet just now?â
The bottom half of her face smiled. But the top half was frowning. It looked like both halves were fighting with each other. She tried to close the door on my foot.
âPlease donât close the door, Mrs. Taradash,â I begged her. âI lost my retainer in your apartment. Itâs the eighth one thatâs gotten away from me. Maybe the ninth. If I donât get it back, my dad will kill me. You wouldnât want that on your conscience, would you?â
She opened the door and looked at me.
âWhat do you want?â she said. It was more hissing than talking. And she seemed to have forgotten the word âprecious.â
âJust my retainer,â I said, âwhich the boy whoâs not your grandson will tell you fell into your bathroom from my medicine cabinet. Please just let me look for it.â
âIf I let you look,â she said, âwill you go away and let me get back to sleep?â
âYes, maâam,â I said.
She sighed a deep sigh. Then she waved me into the apartment.
I went in.
Weird. Everywhere you looked, there were stuffed animals. And I donât mean cuddly teddy bears, either. I mean real dead animals that were stuffed by a taxidermist. Squirrels, rabbits, beavers, chipmunks. They were all frozen in weird poses. And they stared at you through their beady glass eyes. They really gave me the creeps.
I hurried into the bathroom and looked around. There was no retainer on the floor or anywhere else. I opened the medicine cabinet. I pushed against the back. It didnât budge. So I closed the medicine cabinet door.
âSatisfied?â she hissed.
I had a sudden feeling that if I didnât leave, her eyes would start glowing red. Then sheâd grab me and try to stuff me. There Iâd be, standing alongside the other animals in a weird frozen pose, staring at visitors through beady glass eyes.
I apologized and hotfooted it back to my dadâs apartment. I didnât have a clue what had happened. I began to think Iâd dreamed the whole thing. But if I did, then where was my retainer?
On the way back to my bedroom, I passed my bathroom. Out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw something.
My medicine cabinet door.
It was slowly creeping open.
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I raced into my bathroom. I -yanked open the door of the medicine cabinet all the way.
There he was! The same boy Iâd seen before.
âHey!â I said.
He didnât slam the door this time. I think he was too stunned. He kept staring. I was staring too. He really did look a whole lot like me. Only his teeth were a lot more crooked.
âWho are you?â I asked.
âZeke,â he said.
âIâm Zack.â
âI know.â
âYou donât live next door,â I said. âDo you?â
He shook his head.
âThen where do you live?â
âSomeplace else. Someplace nearby, but kind of far away, too. Someplace you might think is weird.â
âYou live in New Jersey?â
He shook his head.
âThen where?â
âHave you