the news that some employees steal from their workplace. How much
had
he stolen?
I didnât tell Mom and Dad. If a kid is accused of shoplifting, everybody believes it. If an adult is accused of shoplifting, you have to have proof. I had to think of a way to prove to Mom and Dad that Mr. G. was taking things. I didnât want to even hint at it beforehand. I didnât want to tip-off Mr. G. before I proved Seymour was innocent.
I still didnât know if I should tell Seymour. For the next three days I hardly saw him, except at school. Heâd actually come up with an idea and was spending a lot of time at it.
Iâd been busy too. Besides thinking about Mr. G., Iâd been building another rocket. It was a larger one this timeâthree kitten lengthsâand I was building it perfectly and painting it beautifully because I wasnât going to fly it. It was going to sit safely in the middle of my science project, and I was going to put pictures of space around it. It would look great and nothing would go wrong.
âEureka!â
That was Seymour phoning on Tuesday night.
âYou mean youâve invented something?â I asked.
Heâd already hung up by the time I asked, but ten minutes later the doorbell rang.
âWhereâs T-Rex, the mad attacker?â he asked.
âHeâs in the kitchen. He only attacks when I first get home. After that he settles down.â
âYou know whatâs wrong, donât you?â asked Seymour.
I hadnât really thought about anything being wrong. Seymour set a box and his backpack down in the middle of the living room and began to unload them.
âWhat youâve got is a very bored cat. You and your parents are away all day. T-Rex gets bored. When you come home, he attacks.â
âCats donât get bored. They sleep.â
âThey sleep eighty percent of the time. That still leaves twenty percent of the time to be bored.â
âHe eats for most of that, plus heâs got Alaska to play with,â I said.
âI know, I know, but he still needs a little more entertainment, living indoors as he does.â Seymour grinned. âBesides,â he said, âwait until you see what Iâve built.â
It was made of all those building sets parents give their kids at Christmasin order to turn them into architects. Seymour had also used some extra elastic bands, Epsicle sticks and duct tape.
âI call it The Amuze-A-Kitty. I spelled it wrong on purpose to attract attention. Thatâs good advertising. Itâs a self-entertaining cat toy,â said Seymour. âYou know how T-Rex loves to chase things. Wellâhere is a dangly thing for him to bat around, right?â
âSure,â I said. âBut weâve already got dangly toys at the store.â
âThis is different,â said Seymour. âHold this open.â
I held open the door of a chute. Seymour loaded it with Ping-Pong balls.
âI tried crumpled balls of paper at first, but they were too lumpy and jammed it,â he explained. âAnd I canât use anything too heavy or it might hit him in the head and knock him out. Ping-Pong balls are perfect.â
I began to try to figure out how it worked. A connected to B connected to C� Seymour went in search of T-Rex.
He didnât have to look far. Both T-Rex and Alaska were watching from the kitchen doorway. Cats are snoopy. They wanted to know what was happening.
âJiggle the string to get his attention, but not too hard,â said Seymour. âWe want T-Rex to set it off himself.â
I gently jiggled the string. In a flash, T-Rex was across the floor and watching the string with bright hunterâs eyes. He batted it once. It swung. He batted it twice. It bounced. He batted it a third time.
SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACKâ¦
Forty million Ping-Pong balls exploded out of the chute and bounced around the room like crazed popcorn. Both