Today Will Be Different by Maria Semple Read Free Book Online Page B

“I was trying to be helpful.”
    “What did you do?” Timby asked.
    “It’s not important,” I said.
    “The difficult people are our most valuable teachers,” Spencer said.
    “What did she do to you?” Timby was dying.
    “Don’t you have music to listen to?” I said.
    “I’m good.”
    Spencer pulled out a stylish messenger bag and opened it for Timby. “I have some picture books you can look at,” he said, placing a few on the bench between them.
    Timby ignored the offer and raised his eyebrows as if to say, You may proceed.
    “When I got hired at Looper Wash, ” Spencer said, “it was the happiest day of my life. I thought I’d arrived. I moved out of my parents’ apartment in Queens. I bought a Vespa. I spent all my money on gifts for the other animators.”
    “Which I, for one, really appreciated. That signed Stephen Sondheim Playbill is still one of my most treasured possessions.” I held my hand to my face to block even a peripheral view of Timby.
    “Then I got fired. The shame of it. There I was, living in the East Village in an apartment I couldn’t afford. I couldn’t face my parents. For the first time in my life I wasn’t sharing a bedroom with five brothers and sisters, and I could finally act on the fact that… I…” He looked at Timby, unsure. “Didn’t like girls.”
    “He knows all about it.” I flipped my head toward Timby. “I let him watch the Tonys.”
    “Oh. Well, the first guy I fell in love with was a drug addict, the hard stuff. Quicker than you might imagine, I ended up broke and with nowhere to live. But no matter how low I sank, I knew I was an artist. Despite what you said, I knew I was more than a careerist.”
    I’d called him that. I was hoping he’d forgotten.
    “What’s a careerist?” asked Timby.
    “I had to look it up too,” Spencer said. “It’s someone who only thinks about getting ahead in his or her career.”
    “That’s not bad,” Timby said, disappointed.
    Spencer put his hand to his heart. “Even now, when I think back on Looper Wash, the pangs of humiliation can make me drop the glass in my hand. I was so naive, such an embarrassment to myself.”
    “Not at all,” I said. “It just wasn’t the right fit.”
    “You had nowhere to live,” Timby prompted helpfully.
    “I’d lost all belief in myself,” Spencer said. “But something deep within kept me going. A feeling of hope. And that hope was a pulsing, radiant green.”
    “Green hope!” I cried.
    “It was the tip of a crocus breaking through in the winter. It was the shag carpet in the basement of a ranch house. It was the lace on my sister’s quinceañera dress. Stop me if you’ve already heard this.”
    “Me?” I coughed, completely baffled as to how I could have.
    “If I captured those greens,” Spencer said, “it would release the artist who’d been taken hostage by the careerist.” He unbuttoned his shirt cuffs, held together by silk French knots. He rolled up his sleeves and brandished his inner arms. On each, a tattoo from wrist to elbow: green paint-sample strips.
    “Whoa,” said Timby.
    “That’s quite a commitment,” I said, then noticed his watch: vintage Cartier.
    “I refused to let my failure at Looper Wash define me,” Spencer said. “I spent my last dollar on a painting at a thrift shop just for the canvas, painted it green, and while the paint was still wet, cried onto it.”
    “Oy,” I said.
    “Mom! You’re mean.”
    Spencer removed the napkin from his lap, folded it, and placed it on the table. He stood up and walked over to me. Were my arms shielding my face? Maybe. But instead of striking me, Spencer hugged me. It took breathing exercises from childbirth class to survive his bewildering, tuberose-scented act of compassion.
    Timby, traumatized, gave me a look: What’s he doing?
    I gave him one back: No idea.
    Spencer returned to his seat. Timby handed him his napkin. There was no choice now but to respect the dude.
    “You’re