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next to me, heard any of it, because he had his eyes on his former wife as she sat with Laszio and Servan talking to Wolfe. I had noticed that tendency in him during lunch. I had also noticed that Leon Blanc unobtrusively avoided Laszio and had not once spoken to him who, according to Berin, had stolen Blanc's job at the Hotel Churchill; whereas Berin himself was inclined to find opportunities for glaring at Laszio at close quarters, but also without speaking. There was undoubtedly a little atmosphere around, what with Mamma Mondor's sniffs at Lisette Putti and a general air of comradely jealousy and arguments about lettuce and vinegar and the thumbs down clique on Laszio, and last but not least, the sultry mist that seemed to float around Dina Laszio. I have always had a belief that the swamp-woman-the kind who can move her eyelids slowly three times and you're stuck in a marsh and might as well give up-is never any better than a come-on for suckers; but I could see that if Dina Laszio once got you alone and she had her mind on her work and it was raining outdoors, it would take more than a sense of humor to laugh it off. She was way beyond the stage of spilling ginger ale on lawyers.
    I watched the show and waited for Wolfe to display signs of motion. A little after six he made it to his feet, and I followed him onto the terrace and along the path to Upshur. Considering the terrible hardships of the train, he was navigating fine. In Suite 60 there had been a chambermaid around, for the bed was smoothed out again and the blanket folded up and put away. I went to my room, and a little later rejoined Wolfe in his. He was in a chair by the window which was almost big enough for him, leaning back with his eyes closed and a furrow in his brow, with his fingers meeting at the center of his paunch. It was a pathetic sight. No Fritz, no atlas to look at, no orchids to tend to, no bottle caps to count! I was sorry that the dinner was to be informal, since three or four of the masters were cooking it, because the job of getting into dinner clothes would have made him so mad that it would have taken his mind off of other things and really been a relief to him. As I stood and surveyed him he heaved a long deep shuddering sigh, and to keep the tears from coming to my eyes I spoke.
    'I understand Berin is going to make saucisse minuit for lunch to-morrow. Huh?'
    No score. I said, 'How would you like to go back in an airplane'They have a landing field right here. Special service, on call, sixty bucks to New York, less than four hours.'
    Nothing doing. I said, 'They had a train wreck over in Ohio last night. Freight. Over a hundred pigs killed.'
    He opened his eyes and started to sit up, but his hand slipped on the arm of the foreign chair and he slid back again. He declared, 'You are dismissed from your job, to take effect upon our arrival at my house in New York. I think you are. It can be discussed after we get home.'
    That was more like it. I grinned at him. 'That will suit me fine. I'm thinking of getting married anyhow. The little Berin girl. What do you think of her?'
    'Pfui.'
    'Go on and phooey. I suppose you think living with you for ten years has destroyed all my sentiment. I suppose you think I am no longer subject-'
    'Pfui!'
    'Very well. But last night in the club car it came to me. I don't suppose you realize what a pippin she is, because you seem to be immune. And of course I haven't spoken to her yet, because I couldn't very well ask her to marry a-well, a detective. But I think if I can get into some other line of work and prove that I can make myself worthy of her-'
    'Archie.' He was sitting up now, and his tone was a menacing murmur. 'You are lying. Look at me.'
    I gave him as good a gaze as I could manage, and I thought I had him. But then I saw his lids begin to droop, and I knew it was all off. So the best I could do was grin at him.
    'Confound you!' But he sounded relieved at that. 'Do you realize what marriage