Ever.â
Aunt Shelby stopped cleaning. She took a breath. She sipped her tea. Then she rested her elbows on the counter and said, âAll right, buttercup. You want the truth?â
I nodded.
âThen here it is. Yazmin came to me for a summer job, so I asked her to keep an eye on you. Not spy.â
âWhatâs the difference?â
âOh, a big one, Lia. You were by yourself on the beach all day long. You donât have a cell phone, right? So you couldnât even call me in an emergency! I just wanted to make sure you were okay.â
âIâm not a baby!â
âRight. And thatâs exactly why I wanted her to keep an eye on you.â
âHuh? That doesnât make anyââ
âSweetheart, there are teenage boys on the beach. Havenât you noticed?â
My face burned. âOf course Iâve noticed! You think I wouldnât evenââ
âAnd I donât trust teenage boys.â
âYou donât trust me .â
âLia, itâs not about you.â She sighed. âI owe it to your momââ
âTo hire a spy? â
âI wish youâd stop using that word.â
âWhy? Because itâs true?â
The conversation went on like this, around and around, like a no-fun Ferris wheel. It finally ended when the shop closed for the day and Aunt Shelby drove Demon Spawn three towns over to the all-night animal hospital.
The next morning, when I got up, sheâd already left for work.
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The third thing that happened: A couple of nights after the Spy Incident, Aunt Shelby announced that sheâd invited one of her âgood friendsâ over for dinner. (âDonât worry, itâs not Yazmin,â she said. âIâm not worried,â I muttered, because I was still mad at my aunt.) But my stomach was squirming anyway: Had she invited Winnie and her schnauzer? Were we going to discuss my boobless situation over lasagna? Debate the topic âPadding: Good or Incredibly Fake and Evil?â
Or even worse: Were they going to make me runway-model the five bras for them, so they could offer comments ? (âBetter? Or worse?â) If so, Iâd rather the âgood friendâwas Yazmin. The worst sheâd do was get me to discuss my social life.
That night I wore one of Nateâs old Maplebrook High School tees. Heâd outgrown it, so Iâd swiped it; on me it was enormous, which meant my chest wouldnât be available for Winnieâs commentary.
Aunt Shelby frowned as I set the table. I guessed she thought I looked grungy in Nateâs tee, and I knew I did, but she didnât say anything, and I didnât care. So what if I embarrassed her, I told myself. After the spying business, she deserved it.
At six fifteen there was a knock on the door.
âWould you get that, Lia?â Aunt Shelby called from the kitchen. I opened the door.
It was a smiling blond woman in a sleeveless blue dress. She had one of those mom-ponytails like the kind Val had, and she was holding a gloppy homemade-looking pie that was probably blueberry.
Just behind her, wearing a plaid shirt over a faded tee, was Tanner.
My heart boinged.
âCome in, come in,â Aunt Shelby squealed behind me. âThis is my darling niece, Lia. Lia, I want you to meet my good friend Caroline Clayborne, and I think youâve already met her son, Tanner.â
Tanner smiled. His teeth were very white, or maybe they just looked that way compared to his ridiculously tan skin. And his features were perfectly lined up, everything straight and parallel, like his face was drawn on graph paper.
âWeâve met?â he asked me, looking confused but still smiling.
My face burst into blushes. âLike, a few weeks ago. At the beginning of summer, I think. You threw your Frisbee at me. By mistake.â
âI did? Well, sorry.â
âYou already