laughing at me or if she was just an eye-lighting-up kind of person.
âWhat kinds do you have?â she asked.
âJust this box of Coconut Babies.â I held it out for her to inspect. âItâs the last one left.â I was hoping Mrs. Finch wouldnât look at it too close before she went for her checkbook, because one of the corners was seriously dented. Rebecca and I had found it in the very back of my kitchen cupboard, and I had a feeling thatit might be older than the president. Which wasnât too surprising, really, because Coconut Babies tasted like the inside of a shoe and no one ever wanted to eat them.
âWell, coconut isnât my favorite,â Mrs. Finch said. âBut I do like to support the Sunbirds.â She held her hand out for the box then, so I gave it to her.
âItâs five dollars,â I said.
All of a sudden Mrs. Finch made a noise that sounded a lot like a snort. She looked up from the cookie box with a smile on her face that reminded me of a hot water bottle, warm from the inside. She held up the Coconut Babies and pointed to a date on the side. âHave you been selling all your customers expired goods, dear?â
âUmâ¦,â I said. The cookie plan was obviously not working. My mind gears started up, trying to think of another way to distract Mrs. Finch so Rebecca could get inside her house. âCan I use your bathroom?â I said at last, leaning over to see past Mrs. Finch.
She laughed. âSpying on the new neighbor, are we?â
âWhat? No.â I stood up straight. âI just have to pee.â
âAh. So why does your friend need the binoculars?â
I whirled around. Rebecca had half her whole body poked out from behind the tree, my dadâs binoculars held up to her face.
âWhat is it?â Rebecca shouted at me. âWhatâs going on?â
âWhistle!â I hollered back at her. âWhistle! Whistle! Whistle!â And I bolted down the steps and down the lawn, all the way across the street, Rebecca right beside me. I lost the box of Coconut Babies somewhere near the oak tree.
Once we were back safe inside my house with the door slammed shut tight, Rebecca and I hid beneath the living-room window and took turns looking at Mrs. Finchâs house through my dadâs binoculars. Mrs. Finch was still standing on her porch, chuckling.
âShe thinks weâre crazy,â Rebecca said, handing me the binoculars for good and scooching down underneath the window, her back to the wall. âNo way weâre going to get inside there now.â
âYeah,â I said, and I knew she was right. I peered through the binoculars again at my new nonspooky neighbor. âAt least she doesnât have laryngitis, though.â
Rebecca folded her arms across her chest. âGhosts donât have laryngitis either,â she said. And I had to admit she was right about that one.
seven
Rebecca stayed at my house the rest of the afternoon, the two of us trying to think up new plans to get into the haunted house, but we couldnât come up with anything.
âWhat if we just keep looking in the windows?â I said for the four hundredth time. âSooner or later sheâs going to forget to shut the blinds, and then weâll be able to see inside.â
Rebecca shook her head so hard, her braids smacked into the sides of her face. âNo way,â she said. âYou had a really great idea, about going inside. I donât want to just look . I want to be in there.â She gnawed on her braid for a while, and then I guess she mustâve thought of something good, because all at once she spit the braid right out. âHow about a human catapult?â she said.
âNo way,â I told her. âYou could get a bone fracture.â Youâd think she wouldâve known that, with her dad being a doctor and everything.
Around four oâclock Rebeccaâs mom