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tripping over the boxes in the living room), when I heard a tentative tap and opened it to see Tina standing on the step.
    "Thank you
so
much for siccing Sinclair on me," I said by way of greeting. "He came to my work!"
    "He did?" she asked innocently. She was dressed like a crime-about-to-happen in a red pleated miniskirt, short-sleeved white sweater, black tights, and black flats with silver buckles. Her light blond hair was caught back from her face with a red headband. She looked about sixteen years old. "Now that I think about it…" She pursed her red lips thoughtfully. "He mentioned he might go to the mall to see you."
    "Nice try, but I'm not buying it. He doesn't take a dump without running it by you first."
    "Actually, it's been several decades since either of us had to—"
    "You look really cute, by the way." She was sly, but she had great taste in clothes.
    She smiled, then shrugged. "I have to go out later."
    "Do not tell me." Tina had a trio of devoted blood donors, but occasionally she liked to get something different off the menu. "I absolutely don't want to hear it."
    "I won't. Also, here is your memo." She handed me a thick manila envelope.
    "This feels like a lot of pages," I said suspiciously, weighing the stiff packet in my hand.
    "I summed it up as best I could. There are photographs as well."
    "Well, I'll read it when I—"
    "Tina?"
    "Yaagghh!" I dropped the envelope. It hit the floor with a flat thump. A second head had appeared around the door—another blond cutie—but I hadn't heard a thing. It was pretty hard to sneak up on me.
    Nobody alive could do it, but old vampires could.
    "I'm so sorry," the cutie said. Her eyes were big. "I beg your pardon, your Majesty. I did not mean to startle you."
    "Don't call me that. And you didn't startle me, you scared the shit out of me. How old are you?"
    This wouldn't be very nice under normal circumstances, but vampires loved to show off how decrepit they were.
    This one was no different. She straightened proudly, and good posture did wonderful things for her. She was tall—almost as tall as me, and a good head taller than Tina—with shoulder-length hair so blond it was really almost silver, and eyes as blue as the sky on Easter Sunday. She was pale, of course, but on her it looked good. Her coloring was so fair, it demanded pale skin. She was wearing khaki shorts, a dark pink shirt buttoned at the throat, and leather sandals. She smiled tentatively.
    "I'm seventy-eight, Majesty."
    "Riiiiight. Well, you don't look a day over twenty-two. And don't call me that. Who are you?"
    "This is Monique Silver," Tina said quickly. "She came to pay her respects to Nostro, and found a new regime in charge. There's another vampire in town, but"—Tina glanced over her shoulder—"she wouldn't come in. In fact, she's walking back to the hotel."
    "She's shy," Monique said helpfully.
    Tina snorted, but didn't elaborate. "Anyway, Monique's staying with us at the Marquette."
    I smiled, but I didn't like that one bit. Tina staying with Sinclair was no big deal. They were practically brother and sister, and Tina didn't swing that way anyway. But I didn't care for the idea of this
Penthouse
centerfold sharing a bathroom with Eric Sinclair.
    "Nice to meet you. Hope you weren't fond of ole Notso." I said this with some anxiety—what if she had been?
    Her warm smile put me at ease. "Indeed, no. In fact, I'm grateful to you. We all are… Betsy?" Her eyebrows—so pale and fine they were almost invisible, which made her face look like a sexy egg—arched.
    "Betsy," I said firmly. "No Majesty. Thank God you catch on quicker than Tina."
    They both flinched at "God" and Monique actually fell back a step. Well, she better get used to it.
    "I'd invite you guys in, but I have to be—"
    "Going somewhere?" Tina tilted her head. "Don't you need to feed?"
    "Later, maybe."
    "You haven't fed yet? And don't plan to?" Monique's eyes were big with surprise.
    "I try to put it off as long as I