Skinnygirl strawberry daiquiris right now.
Showtime
, I text Liam as soon as Ally looks away to examine another sweater.
Less than a minute later, her phone rings, and she rolls her eyes when she sees Joshâs name and face on the screen. âYes, master?â
âWhere are you?â Even I can hear him barking through the phone. Nice touch.
âShopping with Van. Because you very, very explicitly told me I should enjoy my last couple of days in LA.â
I canât hear his response, but then she says, âWhat happened to the one I
just
bought you?â Judging by her facial expression as she listens to the answer, I donât want to know.
She sighs and hangs up. âIâm sorry, do you mind? I need to get Josh yet
another
black leather belt from Louis Vuitton, because he doesnât seem to understand what should and shouldnât be tied around bed posts.â
âDonât mind at all,â I say with a grin. Trust Josh to come up with the most ridiculous excuse everâ¦and for it to probably be true, in addition to convenient.
After a quick stop for the belt, we get in the car and head up to Joshâs. Not a minute too soonâI was getting itchy under that wig. Iâve got outfits for both me and Ally hidden in Joshâs guest house, but thereâs not much Iâll be able to do about the fact that my hair looks sad and flat.
Itâs oddly silent as we approach, despite the mayhem I know is lying in wait back there, and I have to admit that Iâm pretty impressed by Josh right now. For someone who can barely keep his own mouth shut, ever, heâs doing pretty well at this whole âsurpriseâ thing.
Which makes it extra epic when we walk around back and
bam
.
Allyâs face goes from confused to terrified to ecstatic in seconds, and I canât help grinning proudly as I watch her take in the surroundings for all of two seconds before people swarm out of every corner of Joshâs house and yard. There are old high school friends, friends from the
Daylight Falls
set, and people
I
donât even recognize, which of course might just mean theyâre random girls Josh wants to hook up with.
I watch as Ally hugs Josh, kisses Liam, then turns to me with a suspicious raised eyebrow. I nod guiltily and accept my hug, too, but even with her arms wrapped tightly around me and her voice whispering âthank youâ in my ear, she already feels three thousand miles away.
âWow, K-drama, what numberâs that for you?â
I glare daggers at the host as he edges me over in my chaise and makes himself comfortable draped over me. âI could ask the same about how many girls youâve hooked up with tonight. Guess Allyâs already given up keeping you in line.â
âMy my, what do you know? Jealousy looks pretty good on you,â he says with an infuriating smirk.
I donât know how Allyâs managed to work for this asshole for a year, but cutting the amount I have to see him in half is definitely the only good part of my best friend leaving. âDonât make me barf all over you.â I may have had the tiniest bit of interest in Josh Chester
once
, like a billion years ago, but that ship has wrecked. Hard. âIâm not into downgrading, thank you very much.â
âBurrrrrrn!â Royce Hudson reaches over from the next chair and slaps me five. Royce is an even bigger tool than Josh, but I smile around my straw as I take another sip of my coconut-rum thing.
âOh, please. Downgrade, my ass.â Josh snaps his fingers at a passing waitress, making me grimace. âHey, you!â
âDo you have to be such a dick?â I demand under my breath as I take another sip. This is why everyone thinks all actors are arrogant jerksâfar too many of us
are
.
The girl spins around, loose flame-red curls swinging over bare shoulders tattooed with colorful flowers. âItâs actually two clicks,