gifted program.â
âMaybe Noah isnât wrong about that,â Maria challenged.
Brianâs brow furrowed. âWhat are you saying?â
âWhat if,â Maria went on, âour much-vaunted selection system broke down and sent us your average knuckle-dragger?â
âImpossible.â Our principal was adamant. âAll our kids have strengths and weaknesses. We seem to have a good sense of Donovanâs weaknesses. Itâs a start. Now we have to find his strengths. He wouldnât be here if they didnât exist.â
As the meeting broke up, he pulled me aside. âThereâs one more thing.â He hesitated. âYouâre not going to like it.â
I sighed. âLet me guessâDonovan again?â
âThis time it isnât Donovan. As you may know, all students graduating from middle school are required to complete one quarter of Human Growth and Development.â
âHuman Growth and Development?â I echoed. âYou mean sex education?â
He made a face. âWe havenât called it that in decades.â
âBut what does that have to do with me?â I asked. âThey teach that in seventh grade, donât they?â
âUsually â¦â The principal took a deep breath. âYour kids donât have it.â
I was horrified. âNone of them?â
âNone of the big namesâYoukilis, Halloran, Garfinkle, Lee. A few transfers took the equivalent at their old schools. And Donovanâs okayâhe got the instruction at Hardcastle.â
âHow could we miss that?â
Brian shrugged unhappily. âRobotics has always attracted our best and brightest. Anything new and innovative and exciting is thrown at your group. Theyâre always busy. And the last thing anyone thought they needed was to spend hours drawing diagrams of the human body and watching videos on how babies are made.â
âSo what happens now?â I asked wearily. âI have to drop what Iâm doing, and spend the rest of the year on ⦠sex ed?â
He shook his head. âYou need a state certification to teach Human Growth and Development. Youâre not qualified.â
âSo who is?â
âNobody,â Brian told me. âBeth Vogel has been coming over from Salem to work with our seventh grade, but sheâs teaching a full schedule this quarter. The whole district is running on austerity. Staffing is cut to the bone. Believe me, Oz, Iâve been over this every which way with Dr. Schultz. If there were a way out, we would have found it. The state allows us absolutely zero flexibility. Forty hours under a credentialed teacher, with triple time credited for real hands-on experience.â
âTheyâre kids, Brian! Where are they going to get hands-on experience of that ? Would we even want them to?â
âWeâre still working on a few possibilities,â he admitted. âThey could take the course after school. Or over the summer.â
âThink of the students youâre talking about,â I pleaded. âThey take music lessons, learn languages, intern at research labs, work with private tutors. Theyâre scheduled down to the nanosecond. Youâre going to make them give up all that for sex ed ?â
âHuman Growth and Development,â he amended.
âWe ought to be ashamed of ourselves!â
He nodded grimly. âWe are.â
I was heartsick. âWhat am I going to tell the kids?â
âDonât tell them anything yet. Not till weâve explored every option.â
Privately, I was hoping that one of my colleagues might bail me out on the Mission Impossible of Donovan and his hidden talents. Every time another teacher approached me, I expected the eureka momentââIâve got it! Heâs a brilliant â¦â I didnât care what came nextâwriter, physicist, harpsichord player, linguist, chess master, infrared