stripper pole in a demonstration of what she is looking for, or what she expects from them. When the inevitable question is asked, she tells them she is 21, then she explains. "I set fire to my birth certificate in a satanic ritual on my 21st birthday. I will never age." The smart girls always guess 21 after that. I did.
My iPhone rings. "Brick House" by the Commodores plays. It's Cat. *Hey baby girl! You've met a man?*
*OMG! Yes! He is absolutely gorgeous! I'm so excited!*
*That's dope! How?*
*He moved into my apartment building.*
*Sweet! And convenient! :-) What does he do?*
*Army helicopter pilot.*
*That's so fly! :) Have you hooked up yet?*
*No. I don't even know his first name but his last name is Moore.*
*I can tell you want Moore. ;D*
*Oh yeah! I'm dreaming of more with Moore.*
*Hey I have to run. Call me with details.*
*Ok. I miss you! Give the girls my love and Bart too.*
*I will. Laters.* And she's gone.
I should really try to snap a pic of Moore to send to her. Maybe this weekend over wine. No, before wine, when we still have our clothes on. I smile at the naughty thoughts of how we will drink the merlot. I better get off this bed before I satisfy myself. I want to be horny, and ready for his fireworks!
Walking to the living room, I mount the pole and give myself a good physical workout. The rest of the night I spend working on the moves to the "Happy" video and taking notes. I leave my doors open on the balcony so I can listen for Moore's truck, but he doesn't come home before I go to bed.
Laying there, resting, I think about how lucky I am. My job at Been Jammin' in Vegas is actually two fold. First, I perform as an erotic entertainer on the dance floor, free styling and in groups with the other girls, along with the stripper poles and private lap dances under my show name, Seary. It's pronounced the same, but has fire connotations that I love!
And, second, I am Surreal. An anonymous dancer who impersonates celebrities dancing their video's live on our stage or on the dance floor with the crowd. The idea was a complete accident but has propelled me to stardom and riches beyond my wildest dreams. Thanks to the celebrities that bought into the idea, and the choreographers who signed off on it and who sometimes assist with the details, we keep the crowd guessing who is actually performing for them that night. Is it the real celebrity or Surreal?
Jennifer Lopez was the first to participate. "Let's get the house going!" And she rocked the party! I'll never forget after my costume was on, how nervous I was peeking out to watch her from behind the curtain of the stage, waiting to go on. Damn, she can dance. And the crowd ate it up! They loved having her party with them. When she ran up onto the stage, threw them a kiss and exited into the wing, they chanted her name. When I switched places with her and danced her video for them, they went wild! No one caught on! She pranced out on stage when it was over and the two of us stood side by side looking like twins. A hush fell on the place until she took my hand and held it up. "Let's give it up for Surreal!" The crowd screamed! It was fucking awesome! I'll never forget it!
Britney Spears was the second celebrity to buy into it. She came by within the first month too. She was so professional. She wanted to review my performance first. I danced and she gave me her dainty hand clap, then left. She is one of my favorites to dance because everyone knows her work.
Pretty soon there was, and continues to be, celebrities constantly stopping in for a flash dance. I've been fortunate enough to work with the likes of Beyoncé, Miley, and Katy Perry, who is also a favorite. Her videos are so elaborate. They are a lot of fun! I hug myself. Now, when I take the stage, the whole crowd is guessing if it's the real deal or Surreal. I love my job! And I am fucking killer at it!
Rolling over to check the time, I wonder if the Golden God's Raptor is back. I get a drink of
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