impressed with my trophies when I took her down to the basement to show her where sheâd be staying.
For a while I thought she had tried to gross me out. She took off her clothes, turned on the shower, and started in. She had a nice body, but she seemed awfully top-heavy and she had stretch marks low on her stomach. Otto has them on his back and shoulders. Then she turned from the shower and sat down on the toilet and peed. I stood open-mouthed. I do that a lot. Iâm a pretty fun person to surprise. When she reached for the toilet paper, I split for the other room. All the time she acted like I wasnât even there.
She was unobtrusive through Momâs leaving. I think she spent those three days and nights at the New Pioneer.
I finally decided she really probably hadnât tried to gross me out. I donât think she ever did anything to purposely offend anyone, including me. She worked like crazy keeping the basement clean; she split the dishwashing with me andcooked when Mom went out of town. She even bought food after she got her job. After her first words down at Dadâs old storeââFuck you guys!ââCarla turned out to be pretty gracious. I felt a real gentleness all around her.
Carla had one record and two prints with her when she came. She played the record low and often. Itâs a classical record by Johann Pachelbel. Her favorite band on it is âCanon in D Major.â Itâs a simple tune played by three violins and a continuo, whatever in hell that is. The prints are by a French painter named Henri Rousseau and are very colorful and have monkey faces peeking through a jungle inhabited by soft, naked women and creatures Iâm not able to identify. Maybe theyâre oozlings.
Several times Carla told Dad sheâd worn out her welcome and each time Dad told her she hadnât. He even lent her the money for a minor operation she had to have. It was a hemorrhoid operation, which I thought was pretty strange for a young girl. But since then Iâve read that people of any age can have hemorrhoids.
After reading in Pathology about some different types of hemorrhoids and âstriae,â which are stretch marks, I began to wonder if maybe Carla hadnât been pregnant. So then I read about the effects of pregnancy in Obstetrics and Gynecology and was pretty sure she had.
It seems that carrying a baby can stretch a womanâs muscles so far they can lose their tonicity. Thatâs one of the causes of stretch marks. And in a way it seems to be the samewith the veins in the anal cavity that become hemorrhoids. When a mother is giving birth thereâs so much blood being pumped around and so much pressure being exerted that the veins get stretched so far they canât regain their shape. The tissue bursts through the mucous membrane lining the anal canal and hangs around being a hemorrhoid.
I figured if Carla could pee in front of me, I could ask her if sheâd been pregnant. So I did.
âDid Dad tell you?â she asked.
âNo,â I said. âI just thought from your stretch marks that maybe you had been.â
âI was,â Carla said.
I didnât know what to say then.
âMy baby died,â she said. âI donât believe in God, but I think it was a blessing.â
âThatâs good,â I said, with incredible thoughtlessness. âI mean, Iâm sorry it had to be a good thing.â Then I shut up fast.
âMy milkâs almost gone,â Carla said. âI had to milk myself for a while.â
âMilk yourself?â Iâd never heard of that. âI thought women took shots for that. Itâs supposed to hurt like hell when the milk isnât nursed out.â
âItâs a wonderful pain,â Carla said. âLook.â
Carla unbuttoned her shirt and squeezed a breast pretty hard. A bead of milk appeared on her nipple. I felt strange. Iâd never seen anything like that
Maggie Ryan, Blushing Books