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    Winston smiled a little. “So we were.”
    She stared at him. Hard. He still had that look on his face—one part supercilious, two parts just plain annoying. He was taking far too much pleasure in having needled her.
    “Very well,” he said, suddenly solicitous. “Tell me, what is so ‘not right’ about Sir Harry Valentine?”
    She waited a moment before speaking, then said, “Twice I have seen him throw masses of paper into the fire.”
    “Twice I have seen myself do the very same thing,” Winston replied. “What else do you expect a man to do with paper that needs discarding? Olivia, you—”
    “It was the way he was doing it.”
    Winston looked as if he’d like to respond but couldn’t find words.
    “He hurled it in,” Olivia said. “Hurled it! In a mad rush.”
    Winston started shaking his head.
    “Then he looked over his shoulder—”
    “You really have been watching him for five days.”
    “Don’t interrupt,” she snapped, and then, without taking a breath: “He looked over his shoulder as if he could hear someone coming from down the hall.”
    “Let me guess. Someone was coming from down the hall.”
    “Yes!” she said excitedly. “His butler entered exactly then . At least I think it was his butler. It was someone, at any rate.”
    Winston looked at her hard. “And the other time?”
    “The other time?”
    “That he burned his papers.”
    “Oh,” she said, “that. It was rather ordinary, actually.”
    Winston stared at her for several moments before saying, “Olivia, you must stop spying on the man.”
    “But—”
    He held up a hand. “Whatever you think Sir Harry is, I promise you, you’re wrong.”
    “I’ve also seen him stuffing money into a pouch.”
    “Olivia, I know Sir Harry Valentine. He’s as normal as can be.”
    “You know him?” And he’d let her run on like an idiot? She was going to kill him.
     
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    No, really, what was the point? She could hardly top Version Fifteen, which had featured both vivisection and wild boar.
    “Well, I don’t actually know him,” Winston explained. “But I know his brother. We were at university together. And I know of Sir Harry. If he’s burning papers it’s merely to tidy his desk.”
    “And that hat?” Olivia demanded. “Winston, it has feathers.” She threw her arms into the air and waved them about, trying to depict the hideousness of it. “Plumes of them!”
    “That I cannot explain.” Winston shrugged, then he grinned. “But I’d love to see it for myself.”
    She scowled, since it was the least infantile reaction she could think of.
    “Furthermore,” he continued with a cross of his arms, “he doesn’t have a fiancée.”
    “Well, yes, but—”
    “And he’s never had one.”
    Which did support Olivia’s opinion that the whole rumor was nothing but air, but it was galling that Winston was the one to prove it. If indeed he had proved it; Winston was hardly an authority on the man.
    “Oh, by the by,” Winston said, in what was far too casual a voice, “I assume that Mother and Father are not aware of your recent investigative activities.”
    Why, the little weasel. “You said you wouldn’t say anything,” Olivia said accusingly.
    “I said I wouldn’t say anything about that rot from Mary Cadogan and Anne Buxton. I didn’t say anything about your brand of madness.”
    “What do you want, Winston?” Olivia ground out.
    He looked her directly in the eye. “I’m taking ill on Thursday. Do not contradict.”
    Olivia mentally flipped through her social calendar. Thursday…Thursday… the Smythe-Smith musicale . “Oh, no you don’t!” she cried, lurching toward him.
    He fanned the air near his head. “My tender ears, you know…”
    Olivia tried to think of a suitable retort and was viciously disappointed when all she came up with was: “You—you—”
    “I wouldn’t make threats, were I you.”
    “If I