Her hair was gray, her figure slack. She had on a loose brown shift. Miss Kate wouldnât have given her the time of day if sheâd seen her in the country or in town.
âWhat about turnip greens, Maâam? You got any turnip greens youâll sell us?â
âOut there in the garden if youâll pick âum. You wonât be wanting the eggs then?â
âLetâs cut that to a dozen âstead of two.â
âHow you going to carry âum?â
It was a poor place, a tenant farmerâs shack with not a scrap of anything to waste, not a box, not a bit of paper.
He wrapped the eggs in some turnip greens and put them in his hat. The sheriff stuck the rest of the greens under the buggyâs seat.
âAinât we dandies, by God!â Sog roared as they took off.
âYouâre going to think so when one of them eggs breaks in your hat,â said the sheriff.
âI wonder what Grandmother said when he got back?â
âI donât think she said anything much. They understood each other. Heâd toe her mark just so long then heâd rip off,â Uncle Phillip said. He must have wished sometimes that heâd ripped more himself. Most of his life he worked for an insurance company and when he retired he kept on looking after anyone who needed looking after, which amounted to nearly all the MooresâGrandmother, Uncle George, Aunt Lucy and elderly cousins that everyone else had forgotten. He was a man naturally inclined toward benevolence, but canât such an inclination become a burden too?
âMiss Kate would leave when she pleased,â Fergus reminded me. âDonât forget her hay fever.â
Grandmotherâs hay fever dictated a trip every fall. She got on a train and left the state for some other where ragweed wasnât pollinating. Her family had scattered by then. She visited her sister in Pennsylvania once, her brother in the Texas Panhandle more often. Frequently she went to a spa like Saratoga or Red Boiling Springs. And she traveled alone. A few years after Grandpa died she announced sheâd cured herself of hay fever by eating the local honey.
Fergusâ comment was, âShe wouldâve of had to have eaten about fifty gallons of it. Miss Kate lost her reason forgoing. She didnât have to get away from the farm anymore.
âBut she usually spoke of Grandpa as if she adored him.â
âSure she did. They admired each other. He did everything she wouldnât have dared, and she ⦠she was such a model of respectable behavior he couldnât help but admire her.â
âYou keep throwing the old opposites theory at me.â
Fergus took a long puff on his cigar. He often used it to underline his opinions in the same way that pipe smokers point the stems of their pipes or make people wait while they puff and consider an importunate question.
âHoney, I canât come up with nothing no better.â
This was another of Fergusâ tricks, to switch to bad English when he wanted to make a point. In the country music business to be able to âtalk countryâ was a necessity. It was also an effective way of disparaging someone elseâs opinion. By playing the ignoramus, he could at the same time play the sage, plainspoken hick. At times like this I thought I saw Grandpaâs influence coming through again, or maybe it was just the cigar that made me think of him and tobacco.
Aunt Lucy floated back in just as I spoke of seeing tobacco in his field.
âNow, you have that wrong. Papa only raised tobacco once. He said it was too much worry.â
âIt wasnât just worry about the crop,â Uncle Phillip interrupted. âHe said it was too hard on his barn. Curing the way he did it required a hardwood fire burning slow on the floor of the barn and lasted nearly three weeks. You never saw that done did you, Marianne?â
I hadnât. I knew almost nothing about