Snarky got his name from the crooked grin he gets on his mouthparts when he first sees a Scout. The grin is kind of endearing until you realize it has less to do with how pleased he is to see you than how tasty he thinks you are.
Most of his kind avoid humans, but Snarky seems to enjoy the challenge. Snarkyâs been learning from his encounters with Scouts. He attacks the right side now so that the Scout canât get to his stunner. The kid did a decent job defending himself in spite of the arm. He managed to lob a few rocks at Snarky and even launched Snarky backward using his legs. When Snarky bared his fangs, I decided to end the match, stunning him with the bang-stick. The Base commander gets pissed if you bring back a dead recruit. It takes a lot longer to patch them up.
Lester was holding the broken arm and looking green. âWhat the hell was that thing?â
âLocal fauna.â
âWhy didnât you warn me?â
âNobodyâs gonna warn you on a new planet. If you arenât ready, you face the consequences. Better get that bleeding stopped and set the arm before Snarky wakes up.â
âArenât you going to help?â
âSure, Iâll give you all the advice you can stomach.â
Lester made it halfway back to Base (probably courtesy of the coffee) before I had to call for a transport.
I flirted with the nurses while the docs patched Lester up. My usual suave and debonair repartee wasnât doing it that day. It may have been my recently acquired scars, but I noticed the nurses kept sneaking peeks at Lester sitting shirtless on the examining table.
On the way back to the barracks, Lester looked sullen. âCome on,â I said. âSpill it. Whatâs eating you?â
âWhat the hell kind of training was that?â
âThe best kind. Half the veterans take their trainees out for a tête-à -tête with Snarky, half donât. Of the ones who donât, twenty-five percent lose their new partner on their first outing.â
âAnd the ones that do?â
âOnly ten percent.â
Lester grimaced. âThatâs still high.â
âHey, I better than doubled your chances of survival. That should be worth a little pain.â
Lester cradled his arm. âI guess so.â
âYouâll remember this and be prepared for your next encounter.â
Lester moved in front of me. âSo why doesnât everyone use Snarky?â
I stood there and looked the kid in the eye, which was some trick since he was a full third of a meter taller than me and my neck was stiff with burn scars. âIf a guy loses enough new recruits, he gets paired with another veteran. That raises his chances of making twenty-five missions and going home with a full pension.â
âThey let their partners die?â
âThereâs three ways out of this organization: dead, disabled and twenty-five. Youâd be surprised what a person will do when their own skin is at stake.â
âWhat about you?â
âMe, Iâll let Snarky beat the crap out of you to teach you a lesson youâll never forget. That doesnât mean Iâve got any illusions that youâll be with me when I celebrate my twenty-five, even though Iâve got eighteen already. Iâve lost four partners. You could easily be the fifth.â We stood by the door of Lesterâs room. âTomorrow I go to Prime for surgery. Theyâre supposed to get rid of the burn scars and replace the knee. That gives you a couple of weeks to train on your own. Iâve set up a bunch of simulations for you to work on while Iâm gone. If you baby yourself because youâve got a broken arm, youâll learn nothing. Think of the arm as added realism. When weâre off on a mission, we have to keep goingâbroken arm or not.â
âIâll get started on them now.â
âTomorrow. Get some sleep.â
I left Lester at his door
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