have a cave.â
He gave her a cackling chuckle. âOnly another reason Iâm your biggest fan. You can school me on superheroes. Favorite report you read this morning?â
âThe one about the naked woman riding a unicorn in SoHo.â
âMan, Iâd love to see a naked woman, with or without unicorn. Itâs been awhile.â
âIâm not stripping down for you, Chuck. Not even for the buzz youâre going to give me.â
âWeâre pals, Arlys. Pals donât require naked.â
âSo, whatâs the buzz?â
The grin faded away. âYou caught todayâs tally?â
âYeah.â Both the Times and the Post ran a daily updated total of reported deaths. âWeâve topped a billion by five hundred million, three hundred twenty-two thousand, four hundred and sixteen.â
âThatâs the official count for the media. The real countâs more than two.â
Her heart jumped. âMore than two billion? Whereâd you get that number?â
âIâve gotta keep that under the vest. But itâs real, Arlys, and itâs going up a lot faster than the people in charge of this clusterfuck are saying.â
âBut ⦠Jesus God, Chuck, thatâs nearly a third of the world population. A third of the world population wiped out in weeks?â Sick, she scribbled the number down. âAnd that doesnât count the murders, the suicides, the people killed in crashes, fires, stampedes, the ones whoâve died of exposure.â
âItâs going to get worse, Arlys. In the saga of revolving POTUS? Carnegieâs out.â
âDefine âout.ââ
âDead.â He rubbed his eyes, a pale and cagey blue in a lightly freckled face. âThey swore in the new one about two this morning. Secretary of Agricultureâthe ones ahead of her already hit by the Doom. Fucking farm lady is now running whatâs left of the free world. If you report that, the jackboots are going to come kicking down your door.â
âYeah. Iâll kill the comp like you told me if I decide to go on air with it. Agriculture.â She had to flip back through notes to the list sheâd made. âShe was eighth in line.â
As she spoke Arlys crossed out those who came between, and saw sheâd already crossed out several following.
âIf she doesnât make it, weâre down to the Secretary of Education, and after him, thereâs nobody left.â
âHoneypot, the governmentâs finished. Not just here, all over hell and back again. Itâs a hell of a way to get rid of asshole dictators, but itâs a way. North Korea, Russiaââ
âWait. Kim Jong-un? Heâs dead? When?â
âTwo weeks ago. Theyâre claiming heâs alive, but thatâs bogus. You can take it to the bank. If thereâs still one open. But thatâs not the biggest buzz. It mutated, Arlys. CarnegieâPOTUS for a day? Well, three days. He had sores, sores broke out all over his bodyâand inside delicate orificesâbefore he showed the expected symptoms of the Doom. He was sealed tight, under watch twenty-four-seven, tested three times a day, and it still got him.â
âIf itâs mutatedâ¦â
âBack to the drawing board with two billion plus and counting. But hereâs the big boom: They donât know what the fuck it is. The bird flu line? Itâs bullshit.â
âWhat do you mean?â Arlys demanded. âThey identified the strain. Patient Zeroââ
âItâs bullshit, Arlys. The dead guy in Brooklyn, maybe. But theDoom ainât no bird flu. Birds arenât infected. Theyâve been testing chickens and pheasants, and all kinds of our feathered friends, and nothing. And four-legged animals? Theyâre just fine and just dandy. Itâs just humans. Just people.â
Her throat wanted to close, but she forced out the