a
Erik uses the moment alone
âyieldâ sign, but without the
to wander down the hallway
word âyieldâ on it . . . well
and stretch out his lower back,
she canât name it, so she goes
which is bothering him.
to the guy: âI dunno know
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what this signâs called but
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I know what it means.â And
Â
the poor guy giving the test,
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heâs like: âWell then what
Â
would you do if you came
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across this sign on the road?â
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And God love her, she cannot
Â
come up with the answer, but
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enough of herâs still there
Â
that she goes to him, really
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pissed off: âTrust me, Iâd
He eventually is drawn back
know what to do if I was
to the window, inspects the
driving.â So by this point the
alley. He stares out the window,
guyâs clearly humoring her,
rubbing his lower back.
he says: âThen just tell me
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what youâd do if you were
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driving and pulled up to this
Â
sign.â And she goes: âIâd see
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what everyone else was doing;
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then Iâd do that.â
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Richard smiles.
BRIGID
Whereâre you at with the whole . . . nursing home discussion? . . .
DEIRDRE
Momâsâas long as Uncle John can watch her weekdays, weâre fineâ
BRIGID
RICHARD
I want you guys to [take care
I love thatâoh . . . I was just
of yourselves]â
gonna say I love that you and
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Erik both call her âMom.â
DEIRDRE
Well, thatâs what she is to me, thatâs whatâs special about marriage, Rich, real marriage . . . you get two families.
BRIGID
     (âGive it a rest, Mom . . .â)
Okay . . .
RICHARD
Iâm very committed to Brigid.
UPSTAIRS : Aimee exits the bathroom, spies Erik rubbing his lower back.
AIMEE
Hey . . .
DEIRDRE
Iâm glad, thatâs good . . .
AIMEE
Big Guy, howâs your back? . . .
ERIK
Howâs my back?, howâs your back?
AIMEE
[Thatâs a great point, Dad], you doing your exercises?
ERIK
DEIRDRE
Yeah, yeah . . .
     (Refusing a refill of wine)
Â
No more for me, Rich, Iâm good . . .
DOWNSTAIRS : Momo dozes off on the couch.
BRIGID
So itâs okay if she sleeps here?
ERIK
     (Rubbing Aimeeâs back)
Youâll find someone new . . .
DEIRDRE
Oh yeah, the meds sheâs onâshe gets in three good naps a day / . . . whereâs herâdo you mind looking for her blanket?
Deirdre helps adjust Momo on the couch. Brigid goes in search of the blanket.
ERIK
I mean it, hey, Iâm serious, youâre gonna find someone newâ
AIMEE
Not with history . . . how can I [find]âCarol knew me with acne . . . she helped me with my law school application . . .
ERIK
Youâre gonna come outta this stronger, / I promise.
AIMEE
Stop, Dad, stop lying to me.
     (Beat)
Donât actually stop / keep saying things to me . . .
ERIK
Whattya want me to . . . Momoâd . . . when Iâd skin my knee or have any kinda setback, Momoâd say . . . âThis, too, shall pass,â / and Iâd roll my eyes at her, but . . . thisâll pass, it will . . .
BRIGID
Here it is . . .
DEIRDRE
Thanks . . . there we go . . .
RICHARD
AIMEE
     (To Brigid)
Ugh . . . I need some more . . .
So turkeyâs out . . . I wonât
bathroom time, Iâll be down,
carve until weâre all down
okay?
here, yeah?
Â
ERIK
Yeah . . .
BRIGID
     (Calling upstairs)
Dad! Aimee!
UPSTAIRS : Aimee returns to the bathroom. Erik heads for the stairs.
DEIRDRE
     (Lovingly setting up Momo on the couch)
Sheâs calm now, Rich, but . . . manâwhen she has a fit, itâs like watching her turn into someone else, you know? . . .
RICHARD
Can I help you get her [situated] . . . ?â
DEIRDRE
Yeah, just, lift her feet there . . .
Richard moves her feet into a more