Uzi, Ange. Probably what he hit me with.â
âSorry,â she said. âIâm a little anxious. I didnât mean to snap.â She looked at my lips. âThis wasnât done with the Uzi. Your temple, maybe. But not the lips. Looks like a speed glove to me, the way it tore the skin.â
Angie, the expert on physical abrasions.
She leaned in close, whispered. âYou know the guy?â
I whispered back. âNo.â
âNever saw him before?â
âNope.â
âYouâre sure?â
âAngie, I wanted this, I wouldâve called the cops.â
She leaned back, hands up. âOK. OK.â She looked at Drummond. âOK if I take him back to his place, Father?â
âIt would make Deliaâs day,â Drummond said.
âThanks, Father,â I said.
He folded his arms. âSome security you are,â he said, and winked.
Heâs a priest, but I couldâve kicked him.
Angie picked up the guns and then lifted me to my feet with her free hand.
I looked at Father Drummond. âGânight,â I managed.
âGod bless,â he said at the door.
As we went down the steps into the schoolyard, Angie said, âYou know why this happened, donât you.â
âNo, why?â
âYou donât go to church anymore.â
âHa,â I said.
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She got me across the street and up the stairs, the queasiness steadily evaporating as the warmth of her skin and the feel of the blood rushing through her body reawakened my senses.
We sat down in the kitchen. I kicked Harold the Panda out of my chair, and Angie poured us each a glass of orange juice. She sniffed hers before she drank. âWhatâd you tell the Asshole?â I asked.
âAfter I told him what happened, he seemed so pleased someone finally kicked your ass, he wouldâve let me fly to Atlantic City with the savings account.â
âGlad to know some good came out of this.â
She put her hand on mine. âWhat happened?â
I gave her the rundown from the time she left the office to ten minutes ago.
âWould you recognize him again?â
I shrugged. âMaybe. Maybe not.â
She sat back, one leg raised and propped beside her onthe chair, the other tucked under her. She looked at me for a long time. âPatrick,â she said.
âYeah?â
She smiled sadly and shook her head. âYouâre going to have a hard time getting a date for a while.â
7
We were just about to call Billy Hawkins the next day at noon when he walked into the office. Billy, like a lot of people who work in Western Union offices, looks like he just got out of detox. Heâs extremely skinny and his skin has that slightly yellowish texture of someone who spends all his time indoors in smoke-filled rooms. He accentuates his lack of weight by wearing tight jeans and shirts, and rolls his half-sleeves up to his shoulders as if he has biceps. His black hair looks like he combs it with a clawhammer, and he has one of those drooping Mexican bandit mustaches that nobody, not even your average Mexican bandit, wears anymore. In 1979, the rest of the world went on, but Billy didnât notice.
He plopped himself lazily into the chair in front of my desk and said, âSo, like, when you guys going to get a bigger office?â
âThe day I find the bell,â I said.
Billy squinted. Slowly, he said, âOh, right. Yeah.â
Angie said, âHow you doing, Billy?â and actually looked like she cared.
Billy looked at her and blushed. âIâm doingâ¦Iâm doing all right. All right, Angie.â
Angie said, âGood. Iâm glad.â What a tease.
Billy looked at my face. âWhat happened to you?â
âHad a fight with a nun,â I said.
Billy said, âYou look like you had a fight with a truck,â and looked at Angie.
Angie gave it a small giggle, and I didnât know who I wanted to pitch