asked.
âAny news crews following us around?â
âNews?â he looked out of both windows. âWhy, you see somebody? I hope not, but I wouldnât be surprised.â
âNo, I donât see anyone.â
âSo why did you ask?â
âJust askinâ.â
âAiâightâ¦so what happened to you coming backstage last night?â
My heart was skipping beats. âUhmmmm, my sisterâ¦was sick. And I needed to leave.â
âReally? Where was ya moms? At work?â
I stared at him. She was at work alright. âYeah. At work, and she couldnât take off.â I was very uncomfortable, but after a few moments, we pulled up to a New York pier, where there was a small boat waiting at the docks. I couldnât believe it. A real boat.
I slyly pinched my right thigh to see if the moment was real, and when I felt pain, I realized nothing had changed and it was actually happening to me.
The water was amazing and the evening sun was turning crimson and leaving illuminated shadows across the ripples. I was speechless. I got out of the car, took his hand, and got on the boat. Was this what the rich and famous did? Ride boats all day? Dang, this was the life.
Haneef smiled at the captain. âWassup? Elite, this is Kool-Out, my thugged-out captain,â he laughed.
âFunny, sir,â the captain said.
Did he just call him sir?
âNawl, Iâm bugginâ. This is John,â Haneef said. âHeâs going to drive us around tonight.â
âPleased to make your acquaintance, madam.â
Madam? Not knowing what to do, I smiled and watched him return to the captainâs booth a few steps below, leaving Haneef and I on the main deck all alone. âSit down,â Haneef said as he pointed to a reclining chair, but for some reason I continued to stand, even as we pulled into the open sea.
âI hope you like cheeseburgers and sweet potato fries.â Haneef smiled and pointed to the table in the center of the deck, which was dressed with silver domes. He lifted them and revealed the menu heâd just described.
Hmph, I couldâve sworn this dude was trying to get with me. But that wasnât going to happen. After all, he already said this was about pleasing a fan. So, I was going to keep it movinâ.
âWow, this looks delicious,â I said as we sat down to eat, still looking over my shoulder for an unexpected news crew.
After we ate dinner, I was too nervous to be myself, so I decided to play the nice and quiet type.
âHave you ever been on a boat?â Haneef asked, cutting across my thoughts.
I laughed. âUhmmm, yeah.â
He stared at me for a moment.
Was I supposed to say more than that?
âOhâ¦kay, when?â he pried.
Is he tryna hold a conversation? âUhmmmmmâ¦okay,â I said, answering his question. Remembering the last time I was on a boat, I cracked up laughing. âLast winter there was a blizzard, and these dudes around my way stole a canoe and we went riding up and down the block in it. We had broomsticks for rowing, and the whole nine.â
Haneef looked at me like I was crazy.
Maybe I shouldnât have told him that story. He probably thinks Iâm ghetto as hell. âI guess that was a liâl ghetto, huh?â I asked.
âA little? A whole lot,â he laughed. âBut I got a story to top that.â
I twisted my lips. âWhat?â
âAiâight, check it.â He draped his arm behind my seat. âWhen we lived in Baltimore, my older brother, Khalil, bought a school bus, had the top taken off, took the seats out, and made it a pool.â
âOh, no!â I cracked up. âSay, word?â
âWord. Liâl Ma, we swam in that pool all summer. We were straight coolinâ.â
âThat sounds like something my brother, Nyâeem, would do.â
âHow many brothers and sisters do you have?â he stroked my