ball. âLook, I spoke to the police about this yesterday. I donât see whatââ
âWhat you see isnât important,â he said. âThereâs something you need to understand . This was a family member. A much-loved family member. He was like a brother to me.â
âUnderstandable. He was your brother-in-law.â
âDonât give me sass. I have some questions for you. How well did you know Joe?â
Sass? That was the least of what I wanted to give him. âOfficer McCoy, are you on the Nashville PD?â
âSeven years.â
âThen you know Detective Daniels?â
âJust answer the question. Either that, or youâre going to have a thin blue line that doesnât answer your alarm when it goes off. And it will.â
I couldnât believe I was hearing this. We were in Nashville, not New York. And even in New York that kind of thing happened mostly in the Bronx.
âDid you just threaten me, Officer McCoy?â
âHow well did you know Joe?â
I decided to see where this was going. âLike I told some not-so-thin members of your blue line, I didnât know him. Weâd occasionally spoken by phone for business. And he called me that morning, but I wasnât here to take the call. The cops have a recording of that.â
âHey, I donât like the term cops, â he snapped. âItâs disrespectful. Call us police.â
âCall me Ishmael,â I said.
âWhat?â
âCall me a cab.â
âLady, are you crazy?â
â Call Northside 777 ,â I said. âCrazy? Iâm getting there.â I had to turn this into a game. If I took it seriously, Iâd scream till my throat was raw.
âLady, this may be a joke to you, but my dear sister, Joeâs wife, has just lost her beloved husband. Her anchor. Her business partner. Do you understand the pressure that puts on a family? Her husbandâs dead, and youâre making jokes.â
âOfficer, I understand. Youâre all in mourning. And frankly, maybe youâre not thinking clearly. So perhaps youâd better hang up, take a step back, and tend to your sister. Because from where I sit this is harrasââ
âI donât think you do understand!â Officer McCoy shouted into the phone like a delayed-reaction firecracker. âWhat are you not telling us? Where were you Friday morning? Why were you alone with my brother-in-law?â
âI was alone with a corpse!â I screamed. âAre you insane?â
My office door cracked open slightly, and I looked over as a face appeared. Grant! Iâd never been so happy to see him.
I put a shush finger to my lips and punched on the speaker.
âIâm sorry, Officer McCoy. Would you repeat the question?â
âI said, âWhy were you alone with my brother-in-law? â I donât believe he was necessarily a corpse, like you say. Not until you made him one! Why?â
âOkay, Officer. I confess. Only not about being with your brother-in-law. I was with Detective Daniels, who happens to be with me. Would you like him to confirm it?â
It was a lie, but it was all I could think of to put this shmendrick in his place.
âWhy, you slimy New Yorkââ
âWatch that,â I cautioned. I knew what was coming next.
Grant jumped in before things got worse. âJason?â he barked. âWhat the hell are you doing, man?â
âTalking to your friend.â
âI hear that. On whose authority?â
âMy own,â he said.
âYour own. Where in the regulations is âyour own authorityâ a reason to interrogate a suspect?â
I stared up at him like I was looking at Berniniâs David in human form, all heroic and stern but with clothes on.
âDetective, I was following up onââ
âA family matter?â
âI thought she might have remembered