always do. Instead, I changed the subject. âMother, if I needed to have a really good libel read done, would Seldenâs be enough?â
âEnough for what? Enough to prevent nuisance suits, of course. Enough to stop people who file thinking youâre a big corporation and youâll give them a few thousand just to make them go away. But enough to stop a serious action? That depends on how they think theyâve been damaged. Whatâs the book?â
I began to explain about Kit and Alemán. She cut in after only two sentences. âYour solicitors are a good City firm. Very prestigious. Lots of clout. Their reputation wonât stop this kind of problem for twenty seconds.â
âGreat. I really need to hear this.â
âYou do need to hear it, Sam. This is precisely what you need to hear.â
âMother, we just canât find the money in the budget. Itâs the standard publishing storyâthereâs never any money. Weâve budgeted £1,000, which is what we usually pay Seldenâs because we give them all our work, but I assume £1,000 is not what youâre talking about.â
âIt most certainly is not. Being cheap now will only cost you in the endâyou know what a libel action, even a small one, can cost. Youâre going to have to get the manuscript read by one of the heavy hitters, a firm with a powerful criminal law department as well. Thereâs no point messing around with companies like mine. Weâre great for corporate work, where we are scary, but no oneâs going to be worried about us in a question of criminal libel.â
âCriminal? Libel is a civil action. Itâs not criminal, for Godâs sake.â
âItâs civil here, but youâve got to check the rest of Europe. Your murder victim is Spanish, the incident took place in France, and if the companies involved are Italianââ
âOne is. One is French. The rest are East European.â
âWell, Iâm quite sure that libel is a criminal offense in Italy. And you can libel the dead there, too, so thereâs no loophole. I donât know about Spain and France, much less Eastern Europe, and neither will Seldenâs. Thatâs my point.â
âWhat does âcriminalâ mean in this context?â
âCriminal, dear, means criminal. You understand English. It means you go to jail.â
âMe?â I was saying this a lot at the moment, and always in an involuntary falsetto.
âWell, maybe not you. Maybe just Kit. Or your CEO. Or yes, maybe you as the editor. Depends how the prosecution is worded. Depends how many fish they want to catch. Depends how much trouble they want to cause. Is this something you particularly want to find out?â
âThis is something I never want to find out.â
âThen hire some heavy hitters. The cost is less than the cost of a jail sentence. And just because my advice is free doesnât mean itâs not good. Itâs legal advice as well as maternal. Iâd hate to have to find time to visit you in an Italian jail. Iâd hate even more than that dealing with the amount of paperwork it would take to get you moved to an English jail.â
Sheâd get me moved, I had no doubt about that. But Iâd have to live with an unspoken âI told you soâ for the rest of my life. That was more expensive emotionally than finding the money for a second libel read.
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4
I woke up on Thursday morning with a feeling of low-level dread. It was earlyâthe alarm hadnât gone off, and it wasnât yet light, although the dawn chorus outside my window indicated that it soon would be.
When Iâd first moved to this flat the birds woke me every morning. Iâd lived beside a main road at university, and cars had roared past for twenty-two and a half hours a day. If I woke in the night and there were only a few cars going past, then I knew without