A Place in Time by Wendell Berry Read Free Book Online
Authors: Wendell Berry
wink passing between them.
Willardâs natural laugh was something to see and hear. He would bend way forward and then rear way back and give out a great bellow that would loosen shingles. But when more was going on than met the eye he had a little pecking laugh, âheh-heh-heh.â
Miss Charlotte was maybe the president of the widows and old maids of the Hargrave aristocracy, and she made a big thing of giving all her constituents an old ham every Christmas, a big ham to the widows with families and a little ham to the old maids. How she got the little hams was a matter of some embarrassment to Willard, and a matter of artistic pride and satisfaction to Grover.
Every fall when the nights were getting cold and hog-killing time was getting close, Willard would come driving in by himself. He would say, âTrim them shoulders round, Mistah Grover, heh-heh-heh.â
Miss Charlotteâs hogs, you see, were the only ones ever known to have hams at both ends. âThey had hams coming and going!â Wheeler Catlett said.
Sure enough, Grover could trim a shoulder so anybody who didnât know the difference would take it for a ham. And the aristocratic old maids at Hargrave didnât know the difference.
When it was coming Christmas there would be Willard again, by himself. He would back the big car up to the smokehouse door, Grover would hand the yearling hams out to Willard, and every time Grover handed him one of the little hams Willard, never looking at Grover, said, âHeh-heh-heh.â
What made Willard laugh his big true laugh was for instance this.
One afternoon Willard was driving Miss Charlotte and a lesser widow or two and Miss Agnes Heartsease home from some function, and they were overtaken by a big storm of rain at the same time that Miss Heartsease, full of coffee, was overtaken by an urge to uncork herself that she was powerless to resistâthis is Wheeler talking.
Miss Heartsease was a schoolteacher and a lady of the strictest religion. Her virtue, Wheeler said, was a mighty fortress that she had successfully defended against every assault, as many maybe as one.
Anyhow, and this was probably something else new in history, Miss Charlotte made Willard stand out in the rain to hold an umbrella over Miss Heartsease, looking away, while she peed Iâm sure a genteel little trickle on the gravel.
The only one who would have told that was bound to be Willard, so I guess he told it. And of course it got back to Grover. And if it happened to be raining, Grover, who liked to make Willard laugh, would say perfectly serious, âWillard, I hate to ask it of you, but that coffeeâs working on me. Have you got your umbrella?â
When Miss Charlotte came to supervise the farming, she never got out of the car. Her need to supervise was fulfilled just by making the trip, passing a few words with Grover, and looking lovingly across the hollow behind the house at the roof of what she called âFather La Vereâs tobacco barn.â
âFather La Vereâ was what with deep respect and daughterly love she called Uncle Bub. It had been Uncle Bubâs barn, sure enough. And hard telling whose before him. It was old. Part of it was log. It went back maybe to the time of D. Boone. It had been pieced out and added to by later generations until it sprawled all over the hillside. Sometime toward the end of his earthly passage, Mr. La Vere had got a good deal on, it must have been, a barrel or two of blue paint, and he hired some brave fellows to brush it onto the rusty roof of that old barn. So when Miss Charlotte looked at Father La Vereâs barn, what she saw was half an acre of blue roof that made Chicken Little look like a true prophet. You could say, and maybe Mr. La Vere did say, that a barn is no better than its roof. But Miss Charlotteâs philosophy on barns was that if the roof is all right then the barn is all right.
In fact, under the roof, the barn was just a
Willardâs natural laugh was something to see and hear. He would bend way forward and then rear way back and give out a great bellow that would loosen shingles. But when more was going on than met the eye he had a little pecking laugh, âheh-heh-heh.â
Miss Charlotte was maybe the president of the widows and old maids of the Hargrave aristocracy, and she made a big thing of giving all her constituents an old ham every Christmas, a big ham to the widows with families and a little ham to the old maids. How she got the little hams was a matter of some embarrassment to Willard, and a matter of artistic pride and satisfaction to Grover.
Every fall when the nights were getting cold and hog-killing time was getting close, Willard would come driving in by himself. He would say, âTrim them shoulders round, Mistah Grover, heh-heh-heh.â
Miss Charlotteâs hogs, you see, were the only ones ever known to have hams at both ends. âThey had hams coming and going!â Wheeler Catlett said.
Sure enough, Grover could trim a shoulder so anybody who didnât know the difference would take it for a ham. And the aristocratic old maids at Hargrave didnât know the difference.
When it was coming Christmas there would be Willard again, by himself. He would back the big car up to the smokehouse door, Grover would hand the yearling hams out to Willard, and every time Grover handed him one of the little hams Willard, never looking at Grover, said, âHeh-heh-heh.â
What made Willard laugh his big true laugh was for instance this.
One afternoon Willard was driving Miss Charlotte and a lesser widow or two and Miss Agnes Heartsease home from some function, and they were overtaken by a big storm of rain at the same time that Miss Heartsease, full of coffee, was overtaken by an urge to uncork herself that she was powerless to resistâthis is Wheeler talking.
Miss Heartsease was a schoolteacher and a lady of the strictest religion. Her virtue, Wheeler said, was a mighty fortress that she had successfully defended against every assault, as many maybe as one.
Anyhow, and this was probably something else new in history, Miss Charlotte made Willard stand out in the rain to hold an umbrella over Miss Heartsease, looking away, while she peed Iâm sure a genteel little trickle on the gravel.
The only one who would have told that was bound to be Willard, so I guess he told it. And of course it got back to Grover. And if it happened to be raining, Grover, who liked to make Willard laugh, would say perfectly serious, âWillard, I hate to ask it of you, but that coffeeâs working on me. Have you got your umbrella?â
When Miss Charlotte came to supervise the farming, she never got out of the car. Her need to supervise was fulfilled just by making the trip, passing a few words with Grover, and looking lovingly across the hollow behind the house at the roof of what she called âFather La Vereâs tobacco barn.â
âFather La Vereâ was what with deep respect and daughterly love she called Uncle Bub. It had been Uncle Bubâs barn, sure enough. And hard telling whose before him. It was old. Part of it was log. It went back maybe to the time of D. Boone. It had been pieced out and added to by later generations until it sprawled all over the hillside. Sometime toward the end of his earthly passage, Mr. La Vere had got a good deal on, it must have been, a barrel or two of blue paint, and he hired some brave fellows to brush it onto the rusty roof of that old barn. So when Miss Charlotte looked at Father La Vereâs barn, what she saw was half an acre of blue roof that made Chicken Little look like a true prophet. You could say, and maybe Mr. La Vere did say, that a barn is no better than its roof. But Miss Charlotteâs philosophy on barns was that if the roof is all right then the barn is all right.
In fact, under the roof, the barn was just a