Double that figure and you could fund the Pentagon for twelve months with enough left over to start another small war. That kind of money makes a governor salivate.â
âIâll bet.â
âAt least eighty-five percent of us gamble on sports at least once in a while,â she said. âThatâs darned near everybody. You should know that better than anyone. Why shouldnât the state get a piece of the action?â
âHow do you see this working?â I asked.
âIn New Jersey, Christie wants the casinos to take sports bets so he can tax the profits,â she said. âBut we donât have any big casinosâjust that little one in Lincoln and the slots-only operation in Newport. I canât see handing anything this big over to them. Besides, why just tax the profits when we can have all of it?â
âYou want the state Lottery Commission to take sports bets?â
âI do.â
âAnd turn the state into a bookmaker?â
âHellâs bells, Mulligan. It already is. Wouldnât you rather see people have a little fun betting on their favorite teams than stand in lines to buy lottery tickets?â
âYou know those desperate people who blow their paychecks on fistfuls of scratch tickets?â I asked. âThe ones you see furiously scraping Jokers Wild and Lucky Diamonds stubs with nickels in convenience store parking lots?â
âYeah. Itâs so sad.â
âWell, those people will do both.â
âMy plan addresses that,â she said. âWeâre going to direct lottery outlets to limit scratch-ticket sales to ten per customer.â
âWonât work,â I said. âCompulsive gamblers will buy the limit and then mosey on down to the next 7-Eleven for more.â
âI know, but itâs the best I can do.â
I reached out and took my friendâs hand.
âIâm worried about you, Fiona. Youâre going to make a lot of enemies with this.â
âIâm prepared for that.â
âPeople with something to lose are already gearing up,â I said. âI was asked to let you know that thereâs a six-figure campaign contribution in it for you if you back offâand that it will go to your next opponent if you donât.â
âDoesnât surprise me any,â she said. âYouâre not going to tell me where the offer came from, are you?â
âNo.â
âBut I can guess,â she said.
âAnd youâd be right.â
âZerilli and Arena arenât the ones Iâm worried about,â she said. âCompared to the NCAA, theyâre a bunch of pussies.â
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âSorry,â I told Chuckie-boy. âEverything the governor told me is embargoed at least until next week.â
âYouâve been gone for ninety minutes, and you donât have anything I can print ?â
âNot today, no.â
âThat is unacceptable.â
I shrugged and dropped into one of the leather visitorâs chairs across from his desk.
âSo whatâs this big announcement going to be about?â he asked.
âGovernor McNerney thinks she can fix the state budget mess by legalizing sports gambling.â
âA former nun wants to legalize sports gambling?â
âEver been to a casino-night fund-raiser at a Roman Catholic church?â
âNo.â
âToo bad. If you had, you wouldnât look so mystified.â
âHow much revenue does she think this will raise?â
âShe estimates two hundred million a year for starters. Maybe more with an advertising campaign to suck in gamblers from Massachusetts and Connecticut.â
âSounds inflated.â
âI doubt it. Lottery-ticket sales generated three hundred and seventy-seven million for the general fund last year. The governor figures sports gambling could eventually top that, and sheâs probably