power-mad psychopath after another paraded throughout, with all the details of his or her personal wealth displayed so as to render the averagely successful reader impotent and hopeless by the time the sports page is reached. Can the epic of the Sulzbergers be compared with Ecclesiastes? No.â
Jack could see Abe building up a head of steam to retaliate. âDeuteronomy 31:6, right?â Jack asked him. âYour earlier quote.â
âYup,â said Abe.
Jack knew that Abe only quoted the Bible as ammo. In fact, he had once referred to its authors as âa collection of constipated poets, failed jewel hustlers, bankrupt sandal makers, whoremongers past their prime, child molesters, animal torturers, and other biblical age riff-raff.â Jack didnât want Abe going off on that kind of pageant right now, and he didnât want Abe and Doc getting into a scrimmage, either. He was about to segue into something safe when the Chinese man at the next table leaned over.
âFrom the Greek, Deuteronomion. It means âsecond law.ââ He answered their startled glances by saying, âExcuse me for listening in. Iâm a doctor at the clinic. This was one of the more interesting conversations Iâve heard over breakfast.â
âPeople donât debate the way they used to,â Doc said.
âItâs true,â said the Chinese man. âThatâs why I come to Brunoâs.â
They all smiled.
âMy family is of the Hui nationality, from China,â the man continued. âWe are Muslim Chinese. People forget there were Muslims in China before the Peopleâs Revolution. But after the revolution when mosques and churches were being destroyed indiscriminately, Bibles and Qurans burning in the same piles, the Muslims and Christians in my fatherâs town helped each other. My father remembers reading the Bible as well as the Quran in secret, and he raised me on both. I wish I could introduce that required reading to the Middle East, and any site of a religious war. I think that if we got to know the people weâre supposed to hate, weâd find a lot in common.â
Jack and his friends sat for a moment in silence, pondering thatâthe idea that tolerance and understanding should not only be self-evident but so easily accessible. Then Jack invited the man to join them, but his shift at the clinic was starting and he left after a round of handshakes.
âHey, Doc,â said Abe. âYou know that old line âJesus saves, Moses invests?ââ
âYes,â Doc said warily.
âHow about this? Jesus saves, Moses invests, Buddha divests, Mohammad digests, and Krishna suggests.â
âYouâre on a wrong tangent, Abe,â Doc said. âGet off it.â
Luckily the waiter arrived to take their order then, and Abe was easily distracted. Abe then talked about his poster shopâwhich Doc insisted on calling âa head shop in disguiseââuntil the waiter returned with sand dabs, risotto, lightly grilled potatoes, some of Brunoâs specially cured Italian bacon from his famous âProsciutto Room,â and veal for Eddie. Bruno refused to introduce a brunch or lunch menu. It was the same offerings day or night, all served with a bottle of Brunoâs own olive oil from the trees in his Sonoma hillside vineyard. Jack had once mentioned how he loved a particular brand of Spanish olive oil and Bruno had been incensed.
âSpanish olive oil, what are you talking about!â he said. âI have the best olive oil in the world! We brought olive trees from Tuscany and our olive trees, they are Leccino, Pendolino, Moraiolo, Coratina, and Frantoio, the classical Tuscan blend. Olive oil is something sacred, God multiplied the world with olive oil!â Now Bruno gave Jack bottles of olive oil to take with him like a mother packing school lunches.
The rest of the conversation was relatively benign, except when
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