A Year in Provence by Peter Mayle Read Free Book Online

barbecue in the courtyard.
    It was startling to see and hear the joyful ferocity with which the three masons pulverized everything within sledgehammer range. They thumped and whistled and sang and swore amid the falling masonry and sagging beams, stopping (with some reluctance, it seemed to me) at noon for lunch. This was demolished with the same vigor as a partition wall—not modest packets of sandwiches, but large plastic hampers filled with chickens and sausage and
choucroute
and salads and loaves of bread, with proper crockery and cutlery. None of them drank alcohol, to our relief. A tipsy mason nominally in charge of a forty-pound hammer was a frightening thought. They were dangerous enough sober.
    Pandemonium resumed after lunch, and continued until nearly seven o’clock without any break. I asked Didier if he regularly worked a ten- or eleven-hour day. Only in the winter, he said. In the summer it was twelve or thirteen hours, six days a week. He was amused to hear about the English timetable of a late start and an early finish, with multiple tea breaks. “
Une petite journée”
was how he described it, and asked if I knew any English masons who would like to work with him, just for the experience. I couldn’t imagine a rush of volunteers.
    When the masons had gone for the day, we dressed for a picnic in the Arctic and started to prepare our first dinner in the temporary kitchen. There was a barbecue fireplace and a fridge. A sink and two gas rings were built into the back of the bar. It had all the basic requirements except walls, and with the temperature still below zero walls would have been a comfort. But the fire of vine clippings was burning brightly, the smell of lamb chops and rosemary was in the air, the red wine was doing noblework as a substitute for central heating, and we felt hardy and adventurous. This delusion lasted through dinner until it was time to go outside and wash the dishes.
    T HE FIRST true intimations of spring came not from early blossom or the skittish behavior of the rats in Massot’s roof, but from England. With the gloom of January behind them, people in London were making holiday plans, and it was astonishing how many of those plans included Provence. With increasing regularity, the phone would ring as we were sitting down to dinner—the caller having a cavalier disregard for the hour’s time difference between France and England—and the breezy, half-remembered voice of a distant acquaintance would ask if we were swimming yet. We were always noncommittal. It seemed unkind to spoil their illusions by telling them that we were sitting in a permafrost zone with the Mistral screaming through the hole in the kitchen wall and threatening to rip open the polythene sheet which was our only protection against the elements.
    The call would continue along a course that quickly became predictable. First, we would be asked if we were going to be at home during Easter or May, or whichever period suited the caller. With that established, the sentence which we soon came to dread—“We were thinking of coming down around then …”—would be delivered, and would dangle, hopeful and unfinished, waiting for a faintly hospitable reaction.
    It was difficult to feel flattered by this sudden enthusiasm to see us, which had lain dormant during the years we had lived in England, and it was difficult to know how to deal with it. There is nothing quite as thick-skinned as the seeker after sunshine and free lodging; normal social sidesteps don’t work. You’re booked up that week? Don’t worry—we’ll come the week after. You have a house full of builders? We don’t mind; we’ll be out by the pool anyway. You’ve stocked the pool with barracuda and put a tank trap in the drive? You’ve become teetotal vegetarians?You suspect the dogs of carrying rabies? It didn’t matter what we said; there was a refusal to take it seriously, a bland determination to overcome any feeble obstacle we might