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said Shadow.
    Robbie had been driving. He must have been drunk, although the newspaper account said nothing about this. Shadow found himself imagining Laura’s face when she realized that Robbie was too drunk to drive. The scenario unfolded in Shadow’s mind, and there was nothing he could do to stop it: Laura shouting at Robbie—shouting at him to pull off the road, then the thud of car against truck, and the steering wheel wrenching over…
    …the car on the side of the road, broken glass glittering like ice and diamonds in the headlights, blood pooling in rubies on the road beside them. Two bodies, dead or soon-to-die, being carried from the wreck, or laid neatly by the side of the road.
    “Well?” asked Mr. Wednesday. He had finished his steak, sliced and devoured it like a starving man. Now he was munching the french fries, spearing them with his fork.
    “You’re right,” said Shadow. “I don’t have a job.”
    Shadow took a quarter from his pocket, tails up. He flicked it up in the air, knocking it against his finger as it left his hand to give it a wobble that made it look as if it were turning, caught it, slapped it down on the back of his hand.
    “Call,” he said.
    “Why?” asked Wednesday.
    “I don’t want to work for anyone with worse luck than me. Call.”
    “Heads,” said Mr. Wednesday.
    “Sorry,” said Shadow, revealing the coin without even bothering to glance at it. “It was tails. I rigged the toss.”
    “Rigged games are the easiest ones to beat,” said Wednesday, wagging a square finger at Shadow. “Take another look at the quarter.”
    Shadow glanced down at it. The head was face-up.
    “I must have fumbled the toss,” he said, puzzled.
    “You do yourself a disservice,” said Wednesday, and he grinned. “I’m just a lucky, lucky guy.” Then he looked up. “Well I never. Mad Sweeney. Will you have a drink with us?”
    “Southern Comfort and Coke, straight up,” said a voice from behind Shadow.
    “I’ll go and talk to the barman,” said Wednesday. He stood up, and began to make his way toward the bar.
    “Aren’t you going to ask what I’m drinking?” called Shadow.
    “I already know what you’re drinking,” said Wednesday, and then he was standing by the bar. Patsy Cline started to sing “Walkin’ after Midnight” on the jukebox again.
    The man who had ordered Southern Comfort and Coke sat down beside Shadow. He had a short ginger-colored beard. He wore a denim jacket covered with bright sew-on patches, and under the jacket a stained white T-shirt. On the T-shirt was printed:
    IF YOU CAN’T EAT IT, DRINK IT, SMOKE IT OR SNORT IT…THEN F*CK IT!
    He wore a baseball cap, on which was printed:
    THE ONLY WOMAN I HAVE EVER LOVED WAS ANOTHER MAN’S WIFE…MY MOTHER!
    He opened a soft pack of Lucky Strikes with a dirty thumbnail, took a cigarette, offered one to Shadow. Shadow was about to take one, automatically—he did not smoke, but a cigarette makes good barter material—when he realized that he was no longer inside. You could buy cigarettes here whenever you wanted. He shook his head.
    “You working for our man then?” asked the bearded man. He was not sober, although he was not yet drunk.
    “It looks that way,” said Shadow.
    The bearded man lit his cigarette. “I’m a leprechaun,” he said.
    Shadow did not smile. “Really?” he said. “Shouldn’t you be drinking Guinness?”
    “Stereotypes. You have to learn to think outside the box,” said the bearded man. “There’s a lot more to Ireland than Guinness.”
    “You don’t have an Irish accent.”
    “I’ve been over here too fucken long.”
    “So you are originally from Ireland?”
    “I told you. I’m a leprechaun. We don’t come from fucken Moscow.”
    “I guess not.”
    Wednesday returned to the table, three drinks held easily in his paw-like hands. “Southern Comfort and Coke for you, Mad Sweeney, m’man, and a Jack Daniel’s for me. And this is for you, Shadow.”
    “What is