dutifully asking, âWhat news?â
âIâve found us passage.â
âPassage to where?â I asked in the same disinterested voice.
I knew full well what he was talking about, and was trying to convey that I didnât want to play, and was quite sure that Ellis didnât either.
âYou know,â Hank said with a coy smile.
I went for the direct approach. âHank, weâre not in the mood right now. Thatâs what got us into this pickle in the first place.â
âThen get in the mood. We leave in three days.â
I put my drink down and took stock of his demeanor. He was deadpan, yet clearly pleased with himself.
âYouâre not serious,â I said.
âIâm in absolute earnest,â he replied.
âBut itâs impossible. There are no liners running.â
âConnections, Maddie, connections,â he said with a flourish. âWeâre going on a Liberty ship. The SS
Mallory
, a freighter taking supplies. Itâs part of a convoy. And speaking of supplies, stock up on cigarettes and stockings, both nylon and silk. International currency, if you will.â
His continued straight face began to worry me.
âHank, this isnât funny.â
âItâs not meant to be.â
âWe canât cross the Atlantic during the warââ
âWeâll be perfectly safe. Weâre going to the Highlands. Thatâs where they sent the evacuated children from the cities, for Godâs sake.â
I turned to Ellis. Heâd abandoned the ice, and was now pushing the ashtray back and forth.
âDarling, say something,â I pleaded.
âDonât we need papers, or something?â he asked.
âArranged for them too,â Hank said brightly. âAnd a sixteen-millimeter Cine-Kodak movie camera. After we get our footage of the monster, weâll send the reel directly to Eastman Kodak and have them develop it. Voilà âwould-be naysayers wonât have a nay to say. Weâll make history. Weâll be famous.â
After a moment of silent stammering, I managed to ask, âAnd what does Violet think about this?â
Violet was nothing if not sensible. She didnât even approve when we pulled entirely harmless pranks, like hiding someoneâs yacht in the wrong slip, or turning the racquet clubâs pool water purple. Sheâd sent an apology after we had General Pewâs sailboat moved around to the back of his house, even though she wasnât there when the crime was committed.
âNo idea. Sheâs off doing something or other,â said Hank. âRolling bandages or the like.â
âYou havenât told her,â I said in disbelief.
âNot yet,â said Hank, sipping his drink. âI figured one day of misery was preferable to three.â
âSheâll never agree to it.â
âI donât expect her to.â
âHank, sheâs expecting you to
propose
. You canât just abandon her.â
âI will propose, just as soon as we get back. Frankly, Iâm getting a little worried that sheâs rubbing off on you. I was hoping it would work the other way around.â
âHankâs right,â said Ellis, still pushing the ashtray around. âYou used to like adventures.â
âI do like adventures, but sailing into the war is hardly an adventure!â
âThen think of it as a scientific excursion,â Hank said calmly. âHonestly, Maddie. Weâll be perfectly safe. You canât imagine I would even suggest it if I werenât completely sure of that, and Freddie certainly wouldnât have arranged it.â
âFreddie?â I said with growing despair. âWhatâs Freddie got to do with this?â
âHeâs the one who made the arrangements, of course.â
While I was trying to wrap my head around Freddieâs involvement in all this, Hank looked deep into my