needed right then was a herbalinfusion. We sat at a small café terrace and, while we were waiting to order, Montse asked me for a cigarette. I took out a packet and gave her one, but said nothing. Sheâs been trying to kick the habit for three years, and that was her first in five days.
âThe fact is,â she explained after a couple of drags had calmed her down, âleftist teachers now think itâs trendy to recommend homeopathy or Bach flower remedies.â
âI thought you were all for that kind of thingâ¦â
âNot any more. Besides, you shouldnât experiment on kids,â she asserted as she savoured her sinful cigarette.
Iâd suspected for some time that my wife was beginning to doubt the effectiveness of some of the so-called alternative therapies, from when some children in the school who had bronchitis developed pneumonia after their parents put their trust in some esoteric juice or other. Montse was also quite against the idea that vaccinations were simply an evil conspiracy by the pharmaceutical companies to boost their profits, and was worried by the tendency of her radical acquaintances to refuse to give permission for their children to be vaccinated and hand them homeopathic rather than antipyretic pills when they got a temperature.
âThereâs only one way to keep a kid quiet in class, and thatâs fear,â she continued. âThatâs why priests and nuns are so good at keeping order.â
âSo what should we do? Change Arnau to another school?â
âNo, itâs almost the end of term and they say the teacher heâll have next year isnât so dopey. Anyway, I donât think thereâs a single school in Barcelona that doesnât have at least one specimen of that kind.â
âWhat are you getting at now?â
âThey have a thing about authority and donât know how to instil discipline. On the one hand, they are againstpunishment and expect kids in kindergarten to behave like little adults. When they realize they canât keep control halfway through the year, they start blaming television or parents who donât spend enough time with their childrenâ¦â
âI donât think theyâre so wide of the mark in that respect,â I retorted. âArnau does watch too much TV. In my day ââ
âExactly, thatâs what they always say: in our day we did this or didnât do that. That old refrain about things not being what they used to be.â
âWe all fall for thatâ¦â
âBut the world has changed and you canât bring up kids nowadays trying to tell them that the TV and video games donât exist, as the way to get them interested in books. And whatever they say, kids today are much more aware.â
âI agree.â
The waiter came and put the bill on the table.
âAre you missing your old job?â I asked as I searched for my wallet. âItâs been almost two years since youâ¦â
âNot at all, and even less so after that little chat with Arnauâs teacher!â
In the days when I was still earning my bread in a bank, before Pep returned to Barcelona transformed into Borja, Monte worked as a school counsellor thanks to her degree in psychology. She too was bored with her job, and, as soon as she could, she did what I had done and changed her lifestyle. She and some friends opened up the Alternative Centre for Holistic Well-being in Grà cia, close to the plaça de la Virreina where, apart from selling beauty treatments using organic concoctions, they provided anti-smoking group therapy and yoga and meditation courses.
âI must be off. I have a session,â she said, looking at her watch and putting out her cigarette.
âI expect Iâll be back late tonight. Weâre going for a drink with that girlfriend of Borjaâs.â
âMerche?â she scowled.
âNo, Mariona Castany.
Justin Hunter - (ebook by Undead)