merely waited for the nugget to drop. Hair and makeup people could give the CIA lessons in sensitive intelligencegathering.
âA bill collector called Simone,â Joey offered. âIsnât that tragic? She tried to play it off, but it was so obvious.â
âI donât get it,â Olivia put in, sorting through her Trish McEvoy brushes. âHer last boyfriend was playing for the Yankees on an eighty million dollar contract, and this girl canât make a minimum payment on her Visa bill.â
â Tommy Robb ,â Joey said dreamily. âHoney, that man is welcome in my dugout anytime.â
Olivia cackled.
Sutton managed a tight smile just as Candace stepped inside.
âJay said you wanted to see me,â the production assistant said.
âOh, yes,â Sutton replied, innocently enough. âFind that photograph that just hit the wire of Dean Paul Lockhart on the beach with his daughter. Iâd like to lead with that in the âBee in Our Bonnetâ segment.â
Joey and Olivia traded meaningful looks.
Sutton cut an annoyed glance to Candace, who just stood there like a Deal or No Deal girl. âDonât let me keep you from your work, dear.â
Candace quietly slunk away.
âOoh, the devil wears St. John,â Joey purred.
âDid you see her face when Finn mentioned his name this morning?â Olivia asked.
Sutton quickly surmised that Emma Ronson and Dean Paul Lockhart were the objects of Oliviaâs pronouns.
âOh, so that red on her cheeks was natural blush,â Joey cracked.
Olivia giggled. âI know the girl who did Tilly Lockhartâs makeup for the last 24/7 shoot, and according to her, Tilly and Dean havenât had sex in over a month. Sheâs on Lexapro, and it takes her forever to orgasm, so she just doesnât bother.â
âMaybe heâs getting it from the other side of the equator,â Joey mused. âThat would explain his close friendship with Finn. And itâs so obvious that our token gay has the biggest crush. How many times did he name drop Dean Paul this morning?â
âOh, I donât know ... fifty ?â Olivia snickered.
Joey placed both hands on Suttonâs shoulders. âI hope you know that we would never talk about you this way,â he said earnestly.
Sutton raised a perfectly waxed brow. âI believe that like I believe youâve never had a cock in your mouth.â
Joey and Olivia gasped in shock, then roared in laughter.
Sutton just smiled. For the moment, she was feeling no pain. But she was damn sure getting ready to cause some.
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It was the bitch slap heard all around the world on that buzz-worthy new gabfest when one of the baby bees gave the Queen Bee quite a stinger live on the air. Ouch . Pass the Benadryl. And weâre only one show down, darlings. Spies say that Big Bad Mama wants her cheeky young cohost ousted immediately. But producerslove the friction and the hot gossip being generated. So for now, nobodyâs going anywhere.
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âNinety seconds, Ms. Ronson!â
The announcement triggered a frisson of nervous energy. This was it. Do or die. Emma took in a deep breath and left the safety of her dressing room to queue up with her cohosts in the backstage holding area.
Sutton Lancaster continued to freeze her out.
Finn Robards smiled supportively and gave her hand a gentlesqueeze.
Simone Williams spent the last minute staring into a jeweledcompact mirror, perfecting already perfect lips.
The excitement of the studio audience was palpable. A pre-show stand-up comedian had whipped up party vibrations, and the free juice and cookies had the crowd on the crescendo of a sugar rush.
Emma braced herself for impact as the German techno-inspiredtheme music commenced, followed by the announcerâs booming voice.
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